Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha.

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...

· 4 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Girl Kaha Ho?

GirL: Kaha Ho? . Boy: Bank Me . GirL: Mere Liye 9000 Rupe WaLa MobiLe Or 4000 WaLa Koi Acha Sa Suit Lete Ana:) . Boy: BLood Bank Me Hun Kameni Aja Khoon PeLay..

· 1 Like · Jan 15, 2014 at 20:01
Category: funny Tags: Boy Girl Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Friendship

Kashif Yaqoob

What Is A Girl?

What is a GIRL? jo kisi shadi mai jaaney se pehle Face Wash Eye Shadow Mascara Eye Liner Lipstick Lipgloss Lip pencil Face Cream face powder Glitter Blush on Kaajal Nail polish Body spray Perfume aur 7 mai Heel aur Acha Sa Dress Pehenney k baad bhi apni frndz se kahay Ary yaar Jaldi Mai Kuch nahe kiya & What A Boy? Jo shaadi Mai Jaaney se Pehle Apne Dost ko call kr k puchhay "Oye nahana hai k nahe? Frnd replies: pagal hai? Tere bap ka valima thori hai

· 1 Like · Jan 09, 2014 at 15:01
Category: friendship Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Will You Dance With Me?

"Super bezetti".... Boy: Will you dance with me? Girl: Main Bachy k sath nahi nachti Boy So Sorry Mujhe pata nahi tha Keh Ap pragnent hain:

· 1 Like · Jan 04, 2014 at 15:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Bacha Girl Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Kabhi Tum Ne Koi Naik Kam Kia Ha?

Sir:kbhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy:yes, sir:Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram s ghr ja rha tha m ny kuta pechy Lgaya wo jLdi ghr pnch gya.

· 1 Like · Jan 01, 2014 at 15:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Teacher Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Solid Bezzati Boy : I Love You.

Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga. Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage:-*

· 2 Like · Dec 26, 2013 at 14:12
Category: funny Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Love Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Boy. Call Kab Karun ?

Boy. call kab karun ? Girl. jab tumhara dil chahy Boy. ok subha main 8 bajy karun ga Girl. wo nashty ka time hota hy Boy. to 10 bajy ? Girl. college ka time, Boy. 1 bajy ? Girl. meri friendz sath hoti hain Boy. 3 bajy Girl. khana kis time khaun pher ? Boy. ok meri jaan 7 bajy ? Girl. tab mera favert serial ata hai Boy. 10 bajy karun plzzz Girl. us time sab ghar par hoty hain Boy. to meri maa kis time call karun ?????? Girl. jab tumhra dil chahy jan.

· 2 Like · Dec 24, 2013 at 13:12
Category: funny Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

I Love U Jan Mere Se Shadi Karo Gi Plz?

Boy: i love u jan. Mere se shadi karo gi plz? Girl: Me tumhare jese larkon pe Poti b Nai karti. Boy: koi bat nahi janu koi halka phulka paad hi mar do...

· 1 Like · Dec 24, 2013 at 13:12
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Meri Ek Ek Sans Pey Ek Ek Larka Marta Hai.

Girl: Meri Ek, Ek Sans Pey Ek, Ek Larka Marta Hai.
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Boy: To Tum Koi Acha Sa Tooth Paste Istimal Kyo Nahi Karti...?

· 1 Like · Dec 21, 2013 at 15:12
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1studnt Class Me Boht Ochal Rha Tha

1StuDnt CLass mE bOht OCHal Rha tha TeAcHr:AP k PaPa APko AmroD bOht khilate H? Boy:G Ha Lakin APko kese Pata?: TeAcHr:APkE AnDr k keery se

· 1 Like · Dec 04, 2013 at 13:12
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
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