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Waseem Mughal

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Jul 12, 2007
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Waseem Mughal

Wow

teacher: khubsoorat larki sadhak pe chal rahi hai english mein bolo,
student.......WoW!!

· 1 Like · Jan 08, 2018 at 12:01
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Waseem Mughal

Dead Body

Husband: jab men mar jaon to
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana

Wife: wo Q?

Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hen

· 1 Like · Jan 08, 2018 at 05:01
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Waseem Mughal

14 Girls

Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi

Boy: Oh Yea... What a life!"


Najoomi: Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

· 1 Like · Jan 07, 2018 at 22:01
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Waseem Mughal

Dooooooooor

Mareez: Dr sahab mujhay door ka nazar nahi aata.
Doctor: Aasman per dekho wo kia hy?

Mareez: Chaand.
Doctor: Ab is say door kia Farishtay dekhay ga?

· 2 Like · Jan 07, 2018 at 07:01
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Waseem Mughal

Data Base

Teacher;
Translate into English "Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mujse Hafiza Mera"
STUDENT:My Mind is Full of Data Base, O God! Plz Make Me a Mental Case.

· 1 Like · Jan 06, 2018 at 10:01
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Japanese Vs Pakistani

Japanese guy visited Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend's house.
On way
Toyota passd by
He yelled to the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Honda passed
He again:
Honda, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Prado passed
He again:
Prado, made in Japan very fast.
Taxi Driver got angry
When
He arrived at his Friends house
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japanese:
So much money ?
The angry driver replied:
Taxi meter,
Made in Pakistan,
Very very fast !!

· 1 Like · Jan 06, 2018 at 03:01
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Waseem Mughal

Bird Flu

TEACHER-Kal tm school q nai aye?
STuDNeT-Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha.
TCHR-ye to murge ki bimari hy?
STDNT-ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kab?
roz murga bna deti hEn.

· 1 Like · Jan 05, 2018 at 18:01
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Waseem Mughal

Phoolon K Haar

Operation se Pehly Doctor ne Phoolon k Haar Mangwaey...
Patient: Ye kis Liye?
DR: Mera First Operation Hy.
Agr kamyab Hua Tu mere Liye Werna Tmhary Liye. ;-)

· 2 Like · Jan 05, 2018 at 11:01
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Chor

Ek motti ourat ne chor ko pakar lya.

Or os k oopar baith gai.

Nokar sy kaha police ko bola kr lao.

Nokar,
meri chapal kho gai hai..

Chor,
bhai meri pehan lo magar jaldi se bola kar lao.

· 2 Like · Jan 05, 2018 at 04:01
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Egg

Teachr: Ande Mein Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Bacha: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

K Wo Usme Gaya Kaise

· 3 Like · Jan 04, 2018 at 21:01
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Waseem Mughal

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Country : Pakistan

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Total Updates : 1693
Member Since : Jul 12, 2007

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Religion : Islam
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