Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Kiya Main Hathi Ki Tarha Moti Hon?.

Beti: kiya Main Hathi ki tarha moti hon? . Maa: Arey nahi Beta tu to bohat Smart hai . Beti: kiya Main kali Nagan ki tarha hon? . Maa:Nahi Nahi tu to bohat sundar hai . Beti:To Kiya Main Manhoos hon? . Maa: Nahi Beta tu to Bohat Piyari hai, . Beti: phir Loog Q kehty han k tum To . Poori Apni . . . . "MAA"ki Tarha ho? . . Maa: Laanat teri shakal pe . Jooti Maar k tera chuiya jesa Munh torr don gi Kali dayan to apni DÄDI or PHUPPI pe gai ha . Manhoos måri

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Beti Baby Mom Maa Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Mothers Day

Kashif Yaqoob

Meri Maa Ki Duaon Ka Asar Lagta Hy,

Teacher studnts se:Agr tm me se koi mujhy muthi bhar JANAT ki matti la k dyga to wo tm me se kamyab studnt hoga. Agly din 1 chota bacha muthi bhar matti le aya or teacher ko dydi Teacher naraz ho k kaha:tm mujh se mazaq kr rahy ho Ye matti kahan se lae Studnt ne anso bhari ankhon k 7 jawab dya Ye matti me apni MAA ki qabar se utha laya hn ap he ny humain sikhaya k Maa k qadmon taly Janat hy. Sakht toofan me b aasan safar lagta hy, ye mjhe meri Maa ki duaon ka asar lagta hy, sari umar meri MAA nhe soi bs Me ny aik bar kaha tha 'MAA MJHE DAR LAGTA HAI' I love u Ammi.

· 3 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 15:01
Category: mothers-day Tags: Teacher Student Sms Maa
 
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Sms / Golden Words

Kashif Yaqoob

Maa Aur Baap Ka Pegaam.

*ASSALAM 0 ALAIKUM* MAA aur BAAP ka Pegaam... 1. Jis Din Tum Hamein Boorha Dekho Tab Sabar Karna Aur Hamein Samajhne Ki Koshish Karna 2. Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhool Jayein To Hum Par gussa Na Karna Aur Apna Bachpan Yaad Karna 3. Jab Hum Boorhay Ho kar Chal Na Payein To Hamara Sahara Ban'na Aur Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Karna 4. Jab Hum Bemaar Ho jayein To Wo Din Yaad Kar k Hum Par Apne Paise Kharch Karna Jab Hum Tumhari Khuwahishain Puri Karne K Liye Apni Khuwahishain Qurban Karte Thay... Duniya bhar k message to har koi karta hai, 1 message MAA BAAP k naam zaroor Forward karna.

· 7 Like · Jan 13, 2014 at 14:01
Category: golden-words Tags: Father Duniya Maa Muhabbat Sms
 
Sms / Relations

Kashif Yaqoob

Papa ki ladli maa ki jaan hoti hy beti

...LADLI... Papa ki ladli, maa ki jaan hoti hy beti, / Saray jahan se pyari hoti hy beti, / Ungli uthaye koi, tu lar jati hy beti, / Tu phr Q parai hoti hy beti? / Khushi sb ko deti hy beti, / Mushkil me sath nibhati hy beti, / Anso hr kisi k sukhati hy beti, / Tu phr Q parai hoti hy beti, / Papa k baad maa k Qareeb hoti hy beti, / Apne maa baap pr Qurban hoti hy beti, / Karti hy sb se zyada maa baap ki khidmat, / Tu phr aakhir Q parai hoti hy beti..

· 2 Like · Dec 07, 2013 at 15:12
Category: relations Tags: Father Maa Sms Beti
 
Sms / Islamic Quotes

Kashif Yaqoob

Hazrat Ali (r.a), Farigh Waqt Main Apni Maa K Pass Ja K Beth Jaya Karo,

HAZRAT ALI (R.A), Farigh Waqt Main Apni Maa K Pass Ja K Beth Jaya Karo, Q K, Maa K Saath Guzara Hua Waqt Qayamat K Din Nijaat Ka Zariya Banay Ga,,

· 2 Like · Nov 16, 2013 at 14:11
Category: islamic-quotes Tags: Maa Sms Waqt
 
Sms / Mothers Day

Kashif Yaqoob

Tu Dhond Falak Par Bagh_e_jannat,

Tu Dhond Falak Par Bagh_E_Jannat, Apna To Yaqeen Hay Bus, Jis Ghar Mein "Maa" Hayat Ho Wo Ghar Janat Say Kam Nahi.

· 3 Like · Nov 08, 2013 at 16:11
Category: mothers-day Tags: Jannat Maa Sms
 
Sms / Miss You

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Raat Wo Dair Se Ghar Aya Apni Maa K0 Muntzir Paya

1 Raat wo Dair se Ghar Aya Apni MAA k0 Muntzir Paya Maa ne kaha BETA. Jb tk Zinda hn Jaldi Aa Jaya Kr? W0 Hansa..0r kaha Maa Tm to Bs Wese hi har Waqt Tang krti ho Wo Muskurai 0r kaha BETA Maa Hn na Teri Darti hn Ye Dunya Boht Buri Hy. Ab W0hi Raten hen Din Rat Bhatak raha Hun Darbadar Tanha Maa Chali Gai Koe Nai Intzar krne Wala Smjhane wala Sacha Pyar krne Wala Ap Thek kehti Theen Men Ghalat tha Han Maa Ye Dunya Zalim Hy Ab Dair se Nai AunGa Nhi SataunGa J0 kahoGi KrnGa Wapis Aa jao Sirf 1 bar wapis Aa jao MAA Love Ur mom plz,is ko itna phelao k sub maa ki izzat kren..

· 1 Like · Nov 02, 2013 at 14:11
Category: miss-you Tags: Love Sms Maa
 
Sms / Islamic

Kashif Yaqoob

Hazrat Essa Apni Walida Ki Wafat K Baad Un Ki Qabr Par Gaye. .

Hazrat Essa Apni Walida ki Wafat k baad Un ki Qabr par gaye. . . Aap Apni Walida Hazrat Bibi Mariam se Mukhatib huwe aur Farmaya: . . Payari Ammi Jaan, Main KHUDA TALLAH k Hukm se murdon ko zinda karta hoon, . . agar Aap Hukm dein to Main KHUDA TALLAH se Aap ki Zindagi mangon. . . Bibi Mariam ne Farmaya: Dunia aur iski zindgi buhat khobsurat hai, magar Main Maut ki takleef dobara nahi seh sakti.. Ye aik Nabi ki Maa ka kehna hy aur hum jese gunahgaron ki mout kitni takleef deh ho gi,,,

· 3 Like · Oct 19, 2013 at 15:10
Category: islamic Tags: Maa Islam Sms
 
Sms / Fathers Day

Kashif Yaqoob

"maa Ka Pyar To Sb Ko Nazr Ata Hy, "kbi Bap Ka Pyar Kisi Ne Mahsos Kia

"Maa ka Pyar to sb ko nazr ata hy, "Kbi BAP ka Pyar kisi ne Mahsos kia? "Jo grmi ho ya sardi apne bachon ki roti rozi k fikar my pareshan rhta hy. "AO Aj sb mil k us Azeem hasti k lye b Dua kren. Ay ALLAH PAK Himat or Taqat ata farma, Un WALID ko jo apne bachon k lye Boht Mehnat krte hain. Maghfirat farma UNki, Jo is Duniya se chale gy hen AUR Jo Hayat hain Unko Lambi Umer Sehat-E-Kamil Kamiyabi or la tadad Khushiyan ata farma. "AMEEN" I love my father

· 2 Like · Sep 26, 2013 at 15:09
Category: fathers-day Tags: Father Maa Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Dunya Ki Best "maa" To Har Betay K Pas Hoti Hay,

Dunya ki Best "Maa" to har betay k pas hoti hay, Lekin, Pata nhi dunya ki Best 'BIWI'... . . . Dusron k Pas hi Q hoti hay . HAR SHOHAR K DIL KI AWAZ

· 1 Like · Aug 29, 2013 at 16:08
Category: wife Tags: Maa Biwi Jokes Funny Sms
 
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