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Omar Hassan

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Omar Hassan

Ansuon Ka Jari Na Hona

ansuon ka jari na hona dil ki sakhti ki waja se hai

#quote #aansu

· 2 Like · Jul 16, 2017 at 17:07
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Omar Hassan

Aik Dardnaak Wakia :(

Aik dafa ka zikar hai ke aik mia or aik hi biwi dono bohut khushi khushi zindagi gozaar rahe the(pata nahi kaise) kher on ka aik pyara sa beta bhi tha jo 5 saal ka tha.Aik din chaand raat ko mian or os ka beta Mithai lene nikalte hain or waapsi main on ki car ke samne aik truck a jata hai jo on dono baap bete ko kochalta howa nikal jata hai(kemari ki taraf) or woh dono wahin ALLAH ko pyaare ho jaate hain.Jab os ki biwi ko yeh khabar batai jaati hai to woh jaa ke apne kaproon ki maching ki chorian pehenti hai or phir matam manati hai or phir apni chorian tor deti hai.phir os ki biwi ko os ke Shohar or os ke bete ke khoon(blood)main lat pat kapre die jaate hain to woh onhe aise hi almari main rakhdeti hai.Raat ko jub woh chain ki neend soti hai to os ke khowab main aik baba aata hai jo ose kehta hai ke tum ne jo kapre khon main latpat hain almari main rakhe hain ose nikaal ke dhoke rakho.Dosre din woh aise hi kerti hai.phir jab raat hoti hai wohi baba phir os ke khowab main aata hai or kehta hai ke on kaproon ko acchi tara dho os main abhi tak daag laga howa hai.Dosre din phir woh on kaproon ko dhoti hai laikin daag phir bhi nahi jaate.Tesre din ose khowab nahi ata to woh bohut khush hoti hai laikin foran bell bajti hai or jab woh darwaza kholti hai to woh baba os ke saamne khara hota hai to woh baba se kehti hai ke main kia karoon main to kapre ghis ghis ke thak gai daag jaate hi nahi to baba apni jab main haath daal ke nikalta hai or kehta hai ""SURF EXEL HAI NA"".

· 1 Like · Jul 05, 2017 at 23:07
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Omar Hassan

Khushiyan

· 1 Like · Jul 02, 2017 at 08:07
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Omar Hassan

Insan Ka Ehtaram

· 0 Like · Jun 23, 2017 at 01:06
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Omar Hassan

Cowboy

a cowboy went to Spain to see bull fighting. The show was great and the bull was defeated and killed. the cowboy went to a restaurant in the stadium he saw a man eating a dish which seemed good so he asked the waiter about it ,he was informed that these were the testis of the defeated, the bull, the cowboy asked for them the waiter said that only one show a day so come again tomorrow. the cowboy went again the next day and asked for his dish he was served ,he liked it a lot and ate all but as he was leaving he asked the waiter why was the quantity lesser than yesterday? the waiter replied coldly the bull isn?t defeated everyday the man looses too.

· 1 Like · Jun 20, 2017 at 09:06
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Omar Hassan

Hair Style Is More Important

ek dafa bad kismati sey ek orat key baal tezi sey girney lagey or akhir kaar sar par sirf 3 baal reh gay. lekin baal bananey ka bara shok tha wo beauty parlour gayee or boli behen meri choti bana do.
Beautition baal bananey lagi to ek baat or toot gia. 3 balon wali boli awww rehney do esa karo joora bana do. joora banatey huey ek or toot gia. jab oosney dekha key ek hee baal reh gia hey to sir par haath phertye huey la parwahi sey boli ""rehney do rehney do aaj mein khuley hee chor deti hoo""
[agar acha laga to mail ker key bata dey..]

· 2 Like · Jun 07, 2017 at 02:06
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Omar Hassan

Naseehatain

· 3 Like · Jun 06, 2017 at 18:06
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Omar Hassan

Musalman Ka Aqeeda

· 3 Like · May 04, 2017 at 20:05
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Omar Hassan

Glass

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2017 at 22:04
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Rasta Talash Kijiye :d

· 0 Like · Nov 15, 2016 at 16:11
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