Girl: What do you usually do when I`m gone?

Boy: Wait for you to come back.

Girl: I'm jealous.

Boy: Don't be jealous, baby!

Girl: Why not?

Boy: Bcoz you have something that they don't.

Girl: What?

Boy: My heart.

When she cancels a date, it's because "she has to", but when he cancels a date, it's because "he has two".

Girl: How do you spell love?

Boy: You don't spell it. You feel it.

BF: Babe what r u doing?

GF Nothing much, really tired! Just going to sleep now, Honey. And you, Sweetheart?

BF: In the club, standing behind you!

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs has Mr in it;

Female has Male in it;

Madam has Adam in it.

So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!

Girl: What time do you go to sleep?

Boy: Only when you go to sleep.

Girl: Why only after I go to sleep?

Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake!