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A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a
solution.

He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon
examined him, thought a while, and said, ""yes, I can put you right.""

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The
morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, ""You swine, you
gave me a woman-s ears.""

""Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man-s or a
woman-s.""

""You-re wrong! I hear everything, but I don-t understand a thing!""

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A mobile is like women :TALKS NON-STOP, DISTURBz WHEN UR BUZY & WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY H--ve NO SERVICE.

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In the beginning, God created Earth and rested.

Then God created man and rested.

Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

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At an international women--s conference the topic for discussion was how to empower women in the home. The first speaker was the British representative. She stood up and said...
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