The frist day of the school

it was my first day of school and i din--t know how to speak english so at the frist he learn the word shut up and the second day he learn i--am the spider man so at the thired day he leared ladies first.
he wen--t to class and teacher ask the question that whose the peom writer and he said shut up and teacher said that who r u and he said i--am spider man and teacher tell him leave the class and he said ladies first!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA