Teacher

Teacher: ""it-s 2:30pm why are you so late?""
Pupil: ""i-m not late i-m early for tomorrow""

Teacher: ""how do you spell wrong?""
Pupil: R-O-N-G
Teacher ""thats wrong""
Pupil: ""exactly""!

ek dafa ek teacher class main aate hain ,woh apni pant ki zib bund karna bhool jaate hain yeh dekh kar saare bachhe hunsne lagte hain. to teacher ko ghussa aajata hai aur kehte hain ke hansna bund karo warna bahar nikal dun ga.

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: Let--s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Patty: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Patty: I--ve already got one rabbit at home now!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Boy: A teacher