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An American, an Italian and our own Bhola were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building...

They were eating lunch and the American said, Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I--m going to jump off this building. The Italian opened his lunch box and exclaimed, Pasta again! If I get pasta one more time I--m going to jump off, too. Then Bhola opened his lunch and said, Paratha and dhal again. If I get paratha and dhal one more time I--m jumping too.

Next day - The American opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Italian opens his lunch, sees pasta and jumps too. Then Bhola opens his lunch, sees paratha and dhal and jumps to his death also...

At the funeral.....
The American--s wife is weeping...She says, If I--d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!
The Italian--s wife also weeps and says I could have given him pizza or lasagna! I didn--t realize he hated pasta so much.
Everyone turned and stared at Bhola--s wife... Hey, don--t look at me, she said, He used to make his own lunch!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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