blonde

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant
approached a blonde sitting in the first class section
and requested that she move to coach since she did not
have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, ""I-m a
blonde, I-m beautiful, I-m going to New York, and I-m
not moving.""

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight
attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her.
He went to talk with the blonde asking her to
please move out of the first class section. Again,
the blonde replied, ""I-m a blonde, I-m beautiful,
I-m going to New York, an I-m not moving."" The
co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the
captain what he should do.

The captain said, ""I-m married to a blonde, and
I know how to handle this."" He went to the first
class section and whispered in the blonde-s ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach
section mumbling to herself, ""Why didn-t anyone
just say so?""

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot
asked what he said to her that finally persuaded
her to move from her seat. He said ""I told her
the first class section wasn-t going to New York.""

a blone enters a curtain store, she says to salesman: i need curtains for my computer...the salesman says: computers do not need curtains...then the blonde says: helloooooooo!!! i have windows in my computer.....lol