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Shahbaz Ishaq

Why Do We All Marry

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2011 at 09:10
Category: marriage
 
Sms / Marriage

Shahbaz Ishaq

Marriage Is Like Going To

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that.....

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2011 at 09:10
Category: marriage Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Marriage

Shahbaz Ishaq

Some People Ask The Secret

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2011 at 09:10
Category: marriage
 
Sms / Marriage

Shahbaz Ishaq

Grooms

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2011 at 09:10
Category: marriage
 
Sms / Marriage

Shahbaz Ishaq

A Little Kid

A little kid asks his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"

"No idea," replied the Father,
"I'm still paying for it..."

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2011 at 09:10
Category: marriage
 
Sms / Marriage

Shahbaz Ishaq

One Day A Man

One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2011 at 09:10
Category: marriage
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

2 Men Talking

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2011 at 09:10
Category: marriage
 
Sms / Marriage

Shahbaz Ishaq

Why Love Marriage

Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2011 at 09:10
Category: marriage Tags: Love Marriage
 
Sms / Marriage

Shahbaz Ishaq

What Is Marriage

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2011 at 09:10
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