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Shahbaz Ishaq

The Equation Of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2011 at 11:09
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Sms / Marriage

Shahbaz Ishaq

First Marriage Is The

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2011 at 11:09
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Sms / Marriage

Shahbaz Ishaq

Why Do We All Marry

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2011 at 11:09
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Marriage Is Like Going To

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that....

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2011 at 11:09
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Sms / Marriage

Shahbaz Ishaq

Some People Ask

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2011 at 11:09
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Grooms

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2011 at 11:09
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Shahbaz Ishaq

A Little Kid Asks

A little kid asks his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"

"No idea," replied the Father,
"I'm still paying for it..."

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2011 at 11:09
Category: marriage Tags: Kid
 
Sms / Marriage

Shahbaz Ishaq

One Day A Man Inserted

One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2011 at 11:09
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Shahbaz Ishaq

2 Men Talking

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2011 at 11:09
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