What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

8 qualities of a perfect husband:
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic,
Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive.
And if all else fails,
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read the capital letters only.

When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a
girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE.
Hamesha galat hi sochoge!

Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
""Dhobi"" q k wo kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa
kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde
nikaal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hun.

Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?
Partner: Nahin.
Gay: Tou phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye thay?

A newly wed couple went to CM for aashirwaad.
CM said: Hum CM hain aur CM kabhi aashirwaad nahin dete,
sirf udghatan karte hain.

Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaari? Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doctor: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.

A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What's the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income

School mein bache ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha tou nikal hi jayega...!