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Sms / Eid Mubarak
Waseem Mughal
Do U Think U Are Smart
DO U think u are smart,
attractive
well gromd
&
competetive
if yes
then reply with ur full Bio Data bcoz,
city Govt
Has aranged a Bakra Beuty contest on this eid.
attractive
well gromd
&
competetive
if yes
then reply with ur full Bio Data bcoz,
city Govt
Has aranged a Bakra Beuty contest on this eid.
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1 Like ·
Nov 12, 2010 at 12:11
Category: eid-mubarak
Sms / Cool
Waseem Mughal
Express Smart Ideas
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
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1 Like ·
Oct 30, 2010 at 10:10
Category: cool
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Sms / Pick Up Lines
Waseem Mughal
You're Smart
Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
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Oct 04, 2010 at 15:10
Category: pick-up-lines
Sms / Eid Mubarak
Waseem Mughal
Do U Thnk U Are Smart
DO U thnk u are smart,
aTTractive
weLL gromd
&
compeTeTiVe
if yes
den rply wid ur ful Bio Data bcoz,
city GOVT
Has aranged a BAKRA Beuty contest on ths eid..
aTTractive
weLL gromd
&
compeTeTiVe
if yes
den rply wid ur ful Bio Data bcoz,
city GOVT
Has aranged a BAKRA Beuty contest on ths eid..
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1 Like ·
Nov 16, 2009 at 13:11
Category: eid-mubarak
Sms / Naughty Insult
Ijunoon
Smart
Kyon? bade bade sher kehna
bayen haath ka ART samajhte ho...
dusron ke msg forward karte ho aur
khud ko bada SMART samajhte ho!
bayen haath ka ART samajhte ho...
dusron ke msg forward karte ho aur
khud ko bada SMART samajhte ho!
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
Sms / Naughty Insult
Ijunoon
Express Smart Ideas
Doctor: U look exactly like my third wife.
Lady: How many wives do u have?
Doctor: Two :-D
Moral :eXPRESS SMART IDEAS, Smartly
Lady: How many wives do u have?
Doctor: Two :-D
Moral :eXPRESS SMART IDEAS, Smartly
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1 Like ·
Nov 21, 2007 at 03:11
Category: naughty-insult
Sms / Naughty Insult
Ayesha
Think Big, Think Smart,
Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about ME!
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1 Like ·
Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: naughty-insult
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Smart Brain
A Pakistani walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan-officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $25,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank-s under ground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $25,000 and the interest, which comes to 15.41. The loan officer says,"" We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
25,000?"".
The Pakistani replied, ""Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks with additional security?""
Cheers ! Pakistanis Are Pakistanis....., Smart brains.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $25,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank-s under ground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $25,000 and the interest, which comes to 15.41. The loan officer says,"" We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
25,000?"".
The Pakistani replied, ""Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks with additional security?""
Cheers ! Pakistanis Are Pakistanis....., Smart brains.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Smart & Handsome
2day is international day of smart & handsome people, send it to a person who is fit 4 it. plz don--t send to me, i already have received hundreds.
0320-4674074
0320-4674074
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Smart
if u read this , i m smart
if u save this. u agree that i m smart
if u forward this . u spreading that i m smart
and if u delete this , ur jelous becuz i m smart
03332081848
if u save this. u agree that i m smart
if u forward this . u spreading that i m smart
and if u delete this , ur jelous becuz i m smart
03332081848
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Marital Woes
Unknown
Smart Man Plus++++++
Smart Man + Smart Naari = Flirting Jaari
Bevkuf Man + Smart Naari = Jeb Khali
Smart Man + Bevkuf Naari = Paaun Bhari
Befkuf Man + Bevkuf Naari = Shaadi
0322=4038808
Bevkuf Man + Smart Naari = Jeb Khali
Smart Man + Bevkuf Naari = Paaun Bhari
Befkuf Man + Bevkuf Naari = Shaadi
0322=4038808
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Indian Smart Armaan
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
00966560356101 U WANNA MORE CONTACT ME.
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
00966560356101 U WANNA MORE CONTACT ME.
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: India
Sms / Love
Unknown
Smart Personality
Police : 15
PTCL : 17
LOVE : 143
Fraud : 420
Murder : 302
Muslim : 786
Cigarette : 555
James Bond : 007
or
Kisi Smart Personality Ko Dail Karna Ho to
Plzz Dial 0321-2800379
PTCL : 17
LOVE : 143
Fraud : 420
Murder : 302
Muslim : 786
Cigarette : 555
James Bond : 007
or
Kisi Smart Personality Ko Dail Karna Ho to
Plzz Dial 0321-2800379
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Express Smart Ideas Smartly
Doctor: U Look Exactly like My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have ?
Doc: Two?
MoRaL: Express Smart Ideas SmarTLy
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have ?
Doc: Two?
MoRaL: Express Smart Ideas SmarTLy
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Smart Ideas
Doctor: U Look Exactly like My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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