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Mana ki waqt nahi hume yaad karne ka.
Par bewaqt hi yaad kar liya karo.
Mana apke aas paas sari duniya hai.
Kabhi humari kami ka bhi ehaas kar liya karo..

Mana k tere dil mai koi aur makeen hay

Phir b tu mera aqeeda hai mera yaqen hai

Ye aaina tujhe teri khabar nhi dega

Aa dekh meri aankh se tu kitna haseen hay

Mana ke bhool jana aapki fitrat hai sahi,
magar hame bhul jana apki kismat mein nahi,
chaho tou azma ke dekh lo,
khud ko bhul jaoge par hame nahi.

DO dost Quaid-e-Azam ke mazar ke bahar se guzar rahe thae to aik dost ne dosre dost se kaha k ""Yaar yeh Quaid-e-Azam ke mazar ke bahar police kyuon khari hai?"".To dosre dost ne jawab dia ke ""Quaid-e-azam bhag na jaein is liye"".

aik bar aik andha larka jis ko cycle chalani aati thi or aik hakla larka tha andhe larke ko sabzi or bahre ko doodh lene jana tha lakin dono chezon ki dokan bohat dor thi andha hakle se kehta hi main cycle chalata hoon tum aage beth jaaoo or jab garah aa jaye to mujh ko bata dena woh kehta hai theek hai andha cycle chalani sooro kerta hai samne aik grha aata hi hakla kehta hai ga ga ga ga ga jab woh doono garhe main gir jate hain to woh kehta hai garah aa gaya andha kehta hai abe choop
wirrten by hammad rafique

Ikk bachay ki mosal sal nakk bha rahi thi os
kay kareeb ikk anti karee os ko dakh rahi thi.anti nay bachay say kha kiya tumharay pass romal hay to bachay nay kha kay ami nay kha tha kisi ko dayna nahi.

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the
e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband--s funeral. The widow
decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow--s son rushed into the room, found his mother on
the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I--ve Reached
Date: 2nd June 2004


I know you--re surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones.

I--ve just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them

could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas....

The man at the other end replies One second sir... and Laloo immediately replies thank you and puts the phone down.........

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..... His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing? The little boy answered, I--m doing my math homework, Mom. And this is how your teacher taught you to do it? the mother asked. Yes, he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, What are you teaching my son in math? The teacher replied, Right now, we are learning addition. The mother asked, And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four? After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four