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The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest!

In a Grammar class:

Teacher: 'He' does not like girls. What is 'He' in this sentence?

Pappu: Gay.

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.

Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?

Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!

Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what?

Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate & the third is routine.

Pinky infuriated with his boyfriend's behaviour: I'd see him hanged first.

Jeeto: Just marry him. and it won't be long before he'll hang himself!

Don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every morning we wake up is the first day of the rest of our life.

Good Morning!

If we sleep on flowers, it's called our first night;

And if flowers sleep on us, it's called our last night!

That's the reality of life!

Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.

Good Day!