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I know just the person who needs
“ 101 Ways to Be a Great Dad ”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!

Father: Beti tum mujhe pehle PAPA kehti thi ab tum ne mujhe DAD kehna shuru kar dia hai.

Kia Wajah Hai?

Beti: O Cumon DAD, PAPA kehne Se Lipstick Kharab Hoti Hai. :-)

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? bcos baby,
you are the bomb! Your daddy must have been
a hunter because you are a fox!

Student:I do not want to do my Maths any more?
Dad:WHY?
Student:Beacuse my new teacher does not know how to add.Yesterday,she said that 7+3=10.Today,she told us that 8+2=10.Can-t she make up her mind.

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
I slept wid ur mom last nite
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guys response.

He laughs & says, Lets go home dad, U r drunk

Dad 2 Son:
Dad: when i beat u how do u control ur anger,
Son: i start cleaning toilet,
Dad: How does it satisfy ur anger?
Son: I clean it with ur tooth brush

Kid: Dad, look at that man. He is bald.
Dad: Shshsh !!! He will hear.
Kid: Dad ! Still he does know he is bald.
Ha ha ha ha

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!