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Hammad Yousuf
A Young Couple
A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: ""Darling, I have great news: I-m a month overdue. I think we-re
going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can-t tell anybody."" The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because
the young couple haven-t paid their last bill: ""Are you Mrs.Smith? You-re a month overdue, you know!"" ""How do YOU know?"" stammers the young woman.""Well, ma-am, it-s in our files!"" says the man from the electric company.
""What are you saying? It-s in your files?????""
""Absolutely.""
""Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.
What-s going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?""
""Just calm down,"" says the clerk, ""it-s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.""
""PAY you? and if I refuse?"" ""Well, in that case, sir, we-d have no option but to cut you off.""
""And what would my wife do then?""
""I don-t know. I guess she-d have to use a candle.""
going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can-t tell anybody."" The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because
the young couple haven-t paid their last bill: ""Are you Mrs.Smith? You-re a month overdue, you know!"" ""How do YOU know?"" stammers the young woman.""Well, ma-am, it-s in our files!"" says the man from the electric company.
""What are you saying? It-s in your files?????""
""Absolutely.""
""Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.
What-s going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?""
""Just calm down,"" says the clerk, ""it-s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.""
""PAY you? and if I refuse?"" ""Well, in that case, sir, we-d have no option but to cut you off.""
""And what would my wife do then?""
""I don-t know. I guess she-d have to use a candle.""
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Nov 05, 2017 at 20:11
Category: miscellaneous
Social Wall / Photos
Samreen Qaisar
Beautiful Couple Pose
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Nov 11, 2015 at 08:11
Category: photos
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Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Japani Couple Romance Kerte Howe:
Japani couple romance kerte howe:
Husband: Sutaki
Wife: Kowanini
Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako
Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji
Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji.
Logon ka shoq to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas romance ka word aaya
OR
poora sms parh dala.- :D
Husband: Sutaki
Wife: Kowanini
Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako
Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji
Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji.
Logon ka shoq to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas romance ka word aaya
OR
poora sms parh dala.- :D
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Jun 07, 2013 at 16:06
Category: funny
Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Break Up
Shahbaz Ishaq
It Takes A Couple Seconds
It takes a couple seconds to say hello,
But forever to say goodbye.
And it makes it all the more difficult isn't it?
But forever to say goodbye.
And it makes it all the more difficult isn't it?
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May 19, 2012 at 19:05
Category: break-up
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