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Muzammil Shahzad
Computer Common Sense Ki Talash Mai
امریکہ میں سائنسدان یہ جاننے کی کوشش کر رہے ہیں کہ آیا ایک کمپیوٹر پروگرام انسانوں کی طرح ’کامن سینس‘ کا مظاہرہ کر سکتا ہے۔
اس سلسلے میں ایک کمپیوٹر پروگرام 24 گھنٹے تصویروں کے تجزیوں کے ذریعے کامن س...
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Muzammil Shahzad
Life Before Computer
-Window was a square hole in a room.
-Application was something written in paper.
-Mouse was an animal.
-Keyboard was a Piano.
Ijunoon
Electronic, Computer & Medical Equipment World
Electronic, Computer & Medical Equipment World
http://pusatinfoelektronik.com/
Progress electronics, computers and medical equipment must be achieved by all the people of indonesia and the world. Therefore thi...
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Ijunoon
Cheen Super Computer Bana Nay Wala Teesra Mulk
چین سپرکمپیوٹرز بنانے کے حوالے سے امریکہ اور جاپان کے بعد دنیا کا تیسرا ملک بن گیا۔ چینی ذرائع ابلاغ کے مطابق نیشنل ریسرچ سینٹر آف پیرالل کمپیوٹر انجینئرنگ اینڈ ٹیکنالوجی کی طرف سے تیار کردہ سن وے بلو...
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Ijunoon
Usama Ki Moat K Bad Computer Hackerz Bhi Sargaram
القاعدہ کےسربراہ اسامہ بن لادن کےمارے جانےکی اطلاع کےساتھ ہی کمپیوٹر ہیکرز بھی سرگرم ہوگئے۔ غیرملکی خبررساں ایجنسی کےمطابق ایک کمپیوٹراینٹی وائرس، سافٹ ویئر بنانےوالی کمپنی کےسربراہ میکو ہیپونین نےکہا...
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Dunya Ka Sab Se Taiz Super Computer China Mai
چین نے دنیا کا سب سے تیز سپر کمپیوٹر تیار کر لیا ہے۔
’ٹیان ہے ون اے‘ نامی اس کمپیوٹر میں انٹل کی چودہ ہزار چپس اور سات ہزار گرافکس پروسیسر ہیں اور ڈھائی پیٹافلاپ فی سیکنڈ رفتار والا یہ کمپیوٹر ایک ...
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Ijunoon
Dunya Ka Sab Se Chota Aur Halka Laptop Computer Mutarif
کوریا کی ایک لیپ ٹاپ تیار کرنے والی کمپنی نے دنیا کا سب سے چھوٹا اور ہلکا لیپ ٹاپ ڈیزائن کیا ہے۔UMID Mbookنامی یہ لیپ ٹاپ 158ملی میٹر بڑا،94اعشاریہ1ملی میٹر چوڑا اور 18اعشاریہ6ملی میٹر موٹائی کا حامل ...
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Punjab Computer College
Shahbaz Ishaq
Kiss In Physics & Computer
"Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies"
Kiss Definition in Computer:-
"Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE"
Mohammad Asif
Types Of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.
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EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
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HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
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INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
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SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
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RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
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WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
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VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as ""wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .
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SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
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Computer
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.
9. He-s won the Publisher-s Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, ""Oh, puh-leeez"" 95 times during the movie ""The Net.""
4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3. His video dating profile lists ""public-key encryption"" among turn-ons.
2. For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, ""Good Morning, Mr. President.""
1. You hear him murmur, ""Let-s see you use that Visa now, Professor
I- Don-t-Give- A-s-In-Computer-Science!""
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Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press ""Ctrl, Alt, Delete"" and start
all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on ""run""! If you needed a break from
life, click on suspend.
Hit ""any key"" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
""Help"" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn-t be necessary. You would use your diskette to
recover from a crash.
And, we could click on ""SEND NOW"" and a Pizza would be on it-s way to you.
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Computer
Customer: ""My computer crashed!""
Tech Support: ""It crashed?""
Customer: ""Yeah, it won-t let me play my game...""
Tech Support: ""All right then, hit Control-Alt-Delete to
reboot it.""
Customer: ""No, it didn-t crash - it crashed!""
Tech Support: ""Huh?""
Customer: ""I crashed my game. That-s what I said before!
I crashed the spaceship, and now it doesn-t work.""
Tech Support: ""Click on -File-, then -New Game-.""
Customer: [pause] ""Wow! How-d you learn how to do that?""
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Computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never delete you from his heart.
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Hindi Movies And Computer
Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain
Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke
Programmer no 1
Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
Do(2) processor baarah(12) terminal
Mera Code Chal Gaya
Network Ke Uss Paar
Jis Desh Mein Bill(Gates) Rahata Hai
Client Ek Numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
Login Karo Sajana
Firewall (Border)
DOWN To Hona Hi Tha
Partition (Deewar)
Kaho Na Virus Hay
Y2K - A Bug Story
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Computer File
agar koi larka girls hostel main gaya to 1st time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs & 3rd time 500 Rs fine.
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STUDENT:
sir to monthly paas kay kia chages hongay?
SADIQ
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Computer Terminology
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
WWW - World Wide Wait
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
NT - Network Tragedy
DNS - Does Nothing Special
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
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