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Ijunoon
Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dharkan Mein Bus Jaye…
Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye
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Apr 17, 2007 at 05:04
Category: shairi
Tags: Nasha
Sms / Sardar
Majid Hussain
Sardar In A Bus
AIK SARDAR G BUS MAIN DAKHIL HUWAY BUS MAIN JAGA NAI THI CONDUCTOR NAI KAHA SARDAR G CHAT PAR CHAR JAIN.
TU SARDAR G NAI JAWAB DIA MAIN CHAT PAY CHAR JOWAN TAKAY TUSI THALON GADDI HI LA JAO..
TU SARDAR G NAI JAWAB DIA MAIN CHAT PAY CHAR JOWAN TAKAY TUSI THALON GADDI HI LA JAO..
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
Category: sardar
Tags: Sardar
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Sms / Missing You
Unknown
The Bus
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her and began to feel humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat, and he seemed more amused.
She moved again, and then on her fourth move, he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:
When the lady boarded the bus, I couldn-t help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement that read, ""Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins."" Then she moved under a sign that read, ""Sloan-s Liniments remove swelling.""
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement that read, ""William-s Stick Did the Trick.""
Then I could not control myself any longer when, on the fourth move, she sat under an advertisement that read, ""Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident.""
The case was dismissed.
She moved again, and then on her fourth move, he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:
When the lady boarded the bus, I couldn-t help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement that read, ""Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins."" Then she moved under a sign that read, ""Sloan-s Liniments remove swelling.""
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement that read, ""William-s Stick Did the Trick.""
Then I could not control myself any longer when, on the fourth move, she sat under an advertisement that read, ""Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident.""
The case was dismissed.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: Missing You
Sms / Santa Banta
Unknown
Wrong Bus U Idiot!
Santa and Banta are walking home after a night on the piss. They--ve got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.
Santa has a brainwave and says to Banta, Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I--ll stay out here and look out for the police.
Banta breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Santa is wondering what the hell he--s doing.
Eventually Santa sticks his head around the door and sees Banta running from bus to bus and looking very worried.
What the hell are you doing, get a move on!
To which Banta replies, I can--t find a number 25B anywhere.
whereupon Santa, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts, You idiot, steal a number 27 and we--ll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!
Santa has a brainwave and says to Banta, Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I--ll stay out here and look out for the police.
Banta breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Santa is wondering what the hell he--s doing.
Eventually Santa sticks his head around the door and sees Banta running from bus to bus and looking very worried.
What the hell are you doing, get a move on!
To which Banta replies, I can--t find a number 25B anywhere.
whereupon Santa, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts, You idiot, steal a number 27 and we--ll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Bus Driver
ek baccha bus mein bus driver ki peeche vaali seat mein betha aur apnay aap sey bolna shuru hogaya: agar mera baap billi aur ma chipkali hoti to mein ek half lizard half billi hota. bus driver ne pehelay ussay bardaasht kiya. baccha dobara bola:agar meri maa dinosaur aur baap choonti hota to mein half choonti half dinosaur hota. iss tarha baccha bolta gaya , bolta gaya. yahaan tak ke bus driver ney bus rok dee aur bacchay se poocha:agar tera baap ghunda hota aur maa nautanki hoti to phir tu kiya hota??? bachay ne javaab diya: BUS DRIVER
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: River
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Bus Aur Rickshaw
Ek larka ek larki chairte huye kehta hai :
Larkiyan to bus ki tarhan hti hain Ek jaati hai to dosri chali aati hai
Larki ne bhi Muskura ker Jawaab diya :
Larkay bhi richshaw ki tarhan hotay hain Ek ko bulao to saray chalay atay hain
Larkiyan to bus ki tarhan hti hain Ek jaati hai to dosri chali aati hai
Larki ne bhi Muskura ker Jawaab diya :
Larkay bhi richshaw ki tarhan hotay hain Ek ko bulao to saray chalay atay hain
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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Bus And Rikshaw
aik larka aik larki ko chirate huwe kehta hai: larkiyan to bus ki tarah hoti hain. aik jati hai to diisri chali aati hai.
larki ne b muskra kr jawab diya.
larki b rikshaw ki tra hote hain aik ko bulao to sab chale aate hain
lahori481@hotmail.com
larki ne b muskra kr jawab diya.
larki b rikshaw ki tra hote hain aik ko bulao to sab chale aate hain
lahori481@hotmail.com
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Bus Aur Larki
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain?.
Aftab khan
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain?.
Aftab khan
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Bus Stop
Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :
Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy
Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :
Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy ... ;->
Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy
Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :
Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy ... ;->
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Bus Stop
Bus Stop pe larki ko dehk k larka bola
Tu meri jan hy tu mera iman hai
Larki ne apni juti utari,
Larka bola main b pakistan hun to b pakistan hai
03334955982
Tu meri jan hy tu mera iman hai
Larki ne apni juti utari,
Larka bola main b pakistan hun to b pakistan hai
03334955982
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Sardar
Unknown
Sardar G In A Bus
Ek Sardar Bus Pe Baitha lekin Bus mein rush ziyada honey ki waja se conducter ne saradr g se kaha Sardar G chatt pe baith jao.
sardar G ne jawab diya Bohat Achey Main Chatt te bai jawan te tussi thalo gaddi le jao
Humair
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sardar G ne jawab diya Bohat Achey Main Chatt te bai jawan te tussi thalo gaddi le jao
Humair
Share sms @ 0313-4862471
humair115@yahoo.com
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
Tags: Sardar
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