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bache ne kaha mama woh kaun hai! maa boli beta won tera baap hai.
hihihihihihhi............

aik mian biwi ja rahay hotay hain kay rastay mein mian ko apni aik purani girl friend mil jati hay woh us ka taruf(intoduction) karatay howay apni biwi ko kahat hain ""hum donoo baray achay dost thay sath uthtay bethtay sathh sath khatay peetay aur sath mein sootay thay"" yeh sun kar biwi ghussay mein ajja ti hay to mian kahtay hain ""han sath sotay thay maggar economics ki class mein ""

ak banda ro ro kay allah say doa kar raha tha ,alla mian mughy choha bana day, dosry dost nay kaha yaar yah kia doa mang rahy ho? pahla admi rota hoa bola taar mari biwi siraf chohy say darty ha is liy.....ha ha ha ha .

Biwi: suniye jee ye girl friend our biwi main kitna farq hota hai?
Shohar: yahi koi 30 ya 35 kilo ka.
ha ha ha ha ha ha

wife: please bike tez na chalaye muje darr lag raha hai.
husband: agar tumhe bhi darr lag raha hai to meri tara tum bhi ankhen band karlo

Miyan ki goad mai bacha so raha tha.
Biwi ne shohar se kaha: Bachay ko lori de k maine sulaya hai.
Shohar: Nahi isay mai ne sulaya hai.
Bacha (uth kar bola): Lekin jagaya bhi to aap dono ne hai.

Ak dafaa aak Kazi logoo ka nakka pehrata tha(jo bhak kar ataa tha).aak dafaa aak admi kazi ka pass aaya or kaha mera nakka pehra dhan us na han kar dhee jab nakka ho jata tu kazi logoo sa passa asa mangta jatnee biwi peari ha us lehaz sa da do us admi(jais ka nakka hoi tha) us na 10 Re dha dhe kazi bohat mauase hoia pher hawa ka ak jahonka aaya or us admi ki biwi ka perda ut gaa us ki shakal itni khaufnag thi ka kazi na us admi sa kaha baka lata jaooo