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My Mother In Law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog!
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.""
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.""
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Uncategorized
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Love Is A Big Joke
LIFE IS NOTHIG BUT JOKE
ITS A BIG JOKE AND NOTHING IS BIG THAN JOKE
ITS A BIG JOKE AND NOTHING IS BIG THAN JOKE
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Mother & Wife
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Friendship
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Think Big
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
Please contact on 03225864336 for comments and friendship.
Asim Jhelum/Islamabad
Please contact on 03225864336 for comments and friendship.
Asim Jhelum/Islamabad
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
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World So Big
LUK AT DA WORLD AS 1 BIG CHOCOLATE CAKE IT WOULD NEVER B COMPLETE WITHOUT 4 SWEET ND NUTS, ........ SWEET like ME ND NUTS like U?......HAAAAAA, HEY PLZ AGAR KISI KO YEH JOKE SUN KAR HANSI NA B AI TU PHIR B HANSNA OKZZZZ HAMAY ACAH LAGAY GA BYEEEEEEE ,,,,,,,,
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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mother s name
bubbly says to bunty
what was your mother--s name before she was married
bunty: ididn--t have married mother before she was
what was your mother--s name before she was married
bunty: ididn--t have married mother before she was
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Mother Teresa
This incident happened when we were in college.
Two Biharis talking to each other,
Aaj Mother teresa aa rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na, hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge,
so this fellow didn--t know who is Mother Teresa and replied back,
nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin dekhte hain.
Two Biharis talking to each other,
Aaj Mother teresa aa rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na, hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge,
so this fellow didn--t know who is Mother Teresa and replied back,
nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin dekhte hain.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Death a Young Boy Died His Mother Cried: abhi To Meray Bachay Ne Kuch B Nahe Dekha Tha paros Ki Larki: dont Worry Anti Me Ne Ussey Sab Kuch Dikha Dia Tha
JAVED BAIG
0333-6426917
javedbaig123@yahoo.com
0333-6426917
javedbaig123@yahoo.com
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Tags: Bacha Death Boy
Sms / Uncategorized
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Big Smile
A SMILE is a way of writing ur thots on ur face,
telling others dat dey r ACCEPTED, likeD & APPRECIATED.
So here?s a BIG SMILE just 4 u?
telling others dat dey r ACCEPTED, likeD & APPRECIATED.
So here?s a BIG SMILE just 4 u?
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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My Mother
My Mother is like a Breeze to me in the Hot Sun which gives me a plesent Effect of being always the best in life.
My Mother is like a Moon to me which gives peace in my heart when this world treats me bad
My Mother is like a Moon to me which gives peace in my heart when this world treats me bad
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Big Things
Enjoy the little things,
for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Sardar
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Egg s Mother
Ek sardar UK gaya. Aik din wo kisi hotel mein lunch ke liye gaya.
Wo murgi khana chahta tha lekin ussey yeh pata nahi tha ke murgi ko english mein kya kehte hai. Waiter order lene aya.
Waiter: Wat do u want!!!
Sardar: Egg--s Mother
SMS me @ 0313-4862471
Wo murgi khana chahta tha lekin ussey yeh pata nahi tha ke murgi ko english mein kya kehte hai. Waiter order lene aya.
Waiter: Wat do u want!!!
Sardar: Egg--s Mother
SMS me @ 0313-4862471
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
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Mother In Law
Angel said:
i cant be everywhere to help u So i created MOTHER!
Devil replied: Me too cant be everywhere
So I created
MOTHER-IN-LAW... ;)
i cant be everywhere to help u So i created MOTHER!
Devil replied: Me too cant be everywhere
So I created
MOTHER-IN-LAW... ;)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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