Shaheen Fatima

A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response.

She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.

She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played with his hair softly, sweetly and.....
*PHATTTAKK*
....slapped his face!!!

The husband got up with a shock and asked what happened??!?!

That''s when the wife showed him her phone which showed....

"Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago"

sometimes technology... :D :) :D

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

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eek khan kheta he .ke is khote [donkey] se jo batcha[child] nikalaga sab se zaida us ko inam dein ge.1st man born six.second born seven.and one khan born one child.us se puchata hein app ne aik kuen nikala weasa to app bohat nicalta hein.he said""kise ne muge ghada da dea tha.

eek khan kheta he .ke is khote [donkey] se jo batcha[child] nikalaga sab se zaida us ko inam dein ge.1st man born six.second born seven.and one khan born one child.us se puchata hein app ne aik kuen nikala weasa to app bohat nicalta hein.he said""kise ne muge ghada da dea tha.