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Shahbaz Ishaq

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Jun 29, 2012
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Thappar

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota?
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ThaPpar..:-P;-):-

· 1 Like · Apr 06, 2019 at 00:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Yar Tumhare Numbr Ka Kya Problm Hy

Yar tumhare numbr ka kya problm hy?
Me ne abi call ki tou operator Boli
"welcome 2 jungle aap ka matlooba
bandar darakht se ulta latka huwa hy
plz try later.....

· 1 Like · Apr 05, 2019 at 17:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Connecting Peepal

TEACHER:Agar 2 peepal k darakhtoun ko
ek rassi se baandh diya jaye tou uss rassi ko kya kahein ge?
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Pathan :
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"NOKIA"
(Connecting peepal)

· 1 Like · Apr 05, 2019 at 10:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Height Of Bebasi

Height of BEBASI:
Every time I open the computer to do the Assignments..
My fingers automatically start typing
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www.Facebook.com

· 0 Like · Apr 05, 2019 at 02:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Ap K Pas Wo Wala Msg Hai

Ap k pas wo wala msg hai
jis me 1 Bewaqoof sirf
"Nahi" likh k reply karta he?
Jaldi Batao, plz...

· 1 Like · Apr 04, 2019 at 19:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Chand Taray

Girl to his boy friend:
'Kya tum meray liye chand taray toor kar la saktay ho?'

Boy:
'Tu chan taaryan di gal karni ae, log mainu amrood ni toran dendy!'

· 3 Like · Apr 04, 2019 at 12:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.

Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?

B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?

· 1 Like · Apr 04, 2019 at 05:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.

Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?

B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?

· 2 Like · Apr 03, 2019 at 21:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Mujhe Jhootha Nahi Pasand

I Don't Use Apple Products Because Of Their Logo.
The Apple Has A Bite Taken Out Of It.
"Mujhe Jhootha Nahi Pasand"

· 2 Like · Apr 03, 2019 at 14:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don't Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

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D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2019 at 07:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

M.q.m Ka Kal Phir Youm E Soug

Lo bhai, M.Q.M ka kal phir youm-e-soug manane ka aelaan!
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Kisi ne Altaf Bhai ko Pepsi 70 ki de di :

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2019 at 00:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband Apni Wife Ka Janazay Me

Husband apni wife ka janaza le k ja raha tha*
Janaze k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi*
1 aadmi aa kar puchta hai*
Bhai ye sub kese huwa?
Husband:

Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mar gai*
Aadmi:
Ye kutta 1 din k liye mujhe de do*
Husband:
Tum kya samajhte ho? ye sub log meri b v k
janaze mein shirkat karne aaye hen. ye sub kutta
lene aaye hen* Peeche line mein lag jao*
Urri. Baba

· 1 Like · Apr 02, 2019 at 17:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Har Cheez Meezan Mai Achi Lagti Hai

"Ye keh kar usne meri Pepsi mai TAIL Daal diya"
Faraz..
"Har cheez meezan mai achi lagti hai"
(-_-)/
<) ) Dekho yar
/ [ 65 ki li thi
64 pe maar di

· 1 Like · Apr 02, 2019 at 09:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Veena Malik Purpose Misbah

Ager Tumhara Maqsad Bi Pakistan ko Bdnaam Karna hy...
"To Main tum sy Shadi Karna Chahti hun..
"Veena Malik ny Misbah ko Purpose Kar dia.. :-D :-P

· 1 Like · Apr 02, 2019 at 02:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Veena Malik Purpose Misbah

Ager Tumhara Maqsad Bi Pakistan ko Bdnaam Karna hy...
"To Main tum sy Shadi Karna Chahti hun..
"Veena Malik ny Misbah ko Purpose Kar dia.. :-D :-P

· 1 Like · Apr 01, 2019 at 19:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Kati Pahari Style

Teacher:
"Pepsi Wale Add Me Jo Larka Aadhe
Baal Katwa K Bhagta Hy Uska Hair Style Konsa Tha?
Pathan Kafi Der Bad Soch K Bola:
"Kati Pahari Style!"

· 1 Like · Apr 01, 2019 at 05:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

What Is S.m.s

What is S.M.S ?
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S- Sala :-)
M- Muft Ka ;-)
S- Sir Dard ;-(
Na Karo To Log Sochte Hen K
KANJUS He:
Aur
Karo To Log Sochte Hen.
Farigh he.

· 1 Like · Mar 31, 2019 at 22:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

In 2013 Message Of Easyload

In 2013 message of easyload :
Dear customer,
You have recharged Rs.100.
The deduction of RGST 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10%
Gillani TIn 2013 message of easyload :
Dear customer,
You have recharged Rs.100.
The deduction of RGST 25%

Zardari tax 20%
Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10%
Gillani Tax 5%
GST 17%
Tax per tax 5%
Bilawal study tax 6%
Bakhtawar jahez Tax 5%.
Your new balance is RS.2
Enjoy for miss calls.
Jiye Bhutto

· 1 Like · Mar 31, 2019 at 14:03
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Shahbaz Ishaq

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Country : Pakistan

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Religion : Islam
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