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Shahbaz Ishaq

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 2942
Member Since : Jun 29, 2012
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Ye Kis Cheez Ka Khait Hai

Pathan:Ye kis cheez ka khait hai?
Kisaan:yeh kapaas ka khait hai jis
se kapre banaye jaate hain
Pathan: Is main Shalwaar wala
poda konsa he........??? :-)

· 4 Like · Apr 08, 2019 at 18:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Which Computer Do U Have

Girl - which computer do u have?
Boy - I have a computer with intel core
i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7,
64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)

Boy - Which computer do YOU have???
Girl - A PINK ONE !!!! ;)

· 2 Like · Apr 08, 2019 at 11:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Pappu Pinki Ko Pasand Karta Hai

.Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hai
aur Pinki
Pappu k
bhai ko, lekin Pappu k bhai ko
Pinki ki behan
achhi
lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan Pappu
ko pasand

karti
hai. Halaki Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko
chahta hai.
Ab jab
k Pinki ko Pappu acha nahi lagta
aur Pappu ka
bhai
Pinki k liye razi nahi hai aur Pappu
Pinki ki
behan se pyar nahi karta jab k
Pinki ki behan
ko Pappu ka
bhai acha nahi lagta, to chhodo,
ye unka
personal
problem hai.....!
Aap tension mat lo !!
gud morning bolo

· 1 Like · Apr 08, 2019 at 04:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

News Gossip In 2050

News gossip in 2050
1. SALMAN KHAN in dhoom22 with Katrina's grand daughter.
2. Shahid & Saif attented kareena's 8th wedding.
3.Petrol 984/litre.
4. CID completed 1 lakh episodes

· 1 Like · Apr 07, 2019 at 21:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Mithai Ki Dukan

Customer:Teri dukan to mithai ki
hai tera dil khaney ko nai krta ?
Pathan: Bohat krta hai magar abba Rus
gulay Ginn k Jata hai is liye choos k rkh deta hon

· 3 Like · Apr 07, 2019 at 13:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Or Khao Gutka

Girl : Mujhy tmhary daant bht ache lgty hain
Boy : Oh sach, kyun?
Grl : Bcoz red mera fav color hai
(_")
_/\
Lo Bhai High Level Ki Be-izzati or KhaO Gutka.

· 1 Like · Apr 07, 2019 at 05:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Papa Aaj Ammi Itni Khamosh Kyo

Son:
Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyo bethi hain??
Papa:
kuch nahi,light gai hoi the
Ussne Lipstick mangi thi,
Maine ELFi dedi....;-)
shaid naraz ho ge hai:-

· 1 Like · Apr 06, 2019 at 21:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Black Berry

Dost: oye tu larki dekh aya? Kaisi hai??
Pathan: Rang se kali aur kaan se kam sunti hai
Dost: English main bata..
Pathan: BLACK-BERRY hai :-D

· 2 Like · Apr 06, 2019 at 14:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Thappar

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota?
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ThaPpar..:-P;-):-

· 1 Like · Apr 06, 2019 at 07:04
Category: miscellaneous
 

Shahbaz Ishaq

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Country : Pakistan

Followers : 0  
Total Updates : 2942
Member Since : Jun 29, 2012

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Educaiton : Bachelors
Religion : Islam
Caste : arain
Language : Urdu
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