Santa went into a public toilet and came out after one hour. The sweeper sitting outside asked for 20 rupees. Shocked Santa said, I was sitting in a toilet and not a cyber cafe.

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 05:10

Category: SantaBanta

Whatsapp Messages / Interesting

Oh, Money Can't Buy You Happiness? Well, Poverty Can't Buy Y...

Oh, money can't buy you happiness? Well, poverty can't buy you anything!

· -1 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 23:10

Category: Interesting

Whatsapp Messages / Valentines

Like A Bright Sunshine On A Dreary Day;

Like a bright sunshine on a dreary day;

Like the assuring moonlight on a murky night;

Like a fresh blossom on a barren land;

You're the joy of my life.

I'll love you till eternity and beyond.

Happy Valentine's day!

· 0 Like · Oct 13, 2014 at 06:10

Category: Valentines

Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Jiya Daniyal

While Walking In The Highlands, Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole.

While walking in the highlands, Santa fell down a deep hole.

Banta: Are U OK?

Santa: Yeah!

Banta: Did u break anything?

Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

· 0 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 19:10

Category: SantaBanta

Whatsapp Messages / Life

Jiya Daniyal

Rich People Travel In Cars;

Rich people travel in cars;

Poor people travel in carts;

But royal people like you travel in hearts!

Plz continue ur journey...

· 0 Like · Oct 10, 2014 at 04:10

Category: life

Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Jiya Daniyal

"knock Knock!"

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

'Yah'.

"Yah who?"

"Naaah, bro! I prefer Google."

· 0 Like · Oct 08, 2014 at 21:10

Category: Funny

Sms / Marital Woes

Jiya Daniyal

Sardar

Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20 sal bad bacha howa wo udas ho gaya
2nd sardar: yar udas kiyon ho
1st sardar: 20 sal bad bacha howa wo bhi
chota sa

· 1 Like · Oct 05, 2014 at 11:10

Category: marital-woes

Sms / Sardar

Jiya Daniyal

Mushkil Kam

Sardar: khan sahib duniya ka sab
sy mushkil tareen kam kon sa hy?

pathan: sab sy mushkil kam Sochna hy.

sardar: Congratulation !
you have passed.......

· 1 Like · Sep 06, 2014 at 20:09

Category: sardar

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