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Hammad Yousuf
From : Pakistan
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 49
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 49
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Poetry / Love
Hammad Yousuf
Meri Takmeel Mein Shamil Hai Kuch Teray Hissay
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Mar 30, 2018 at 05:03
Category: love
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Hammad Yousuf
A Young Couple
A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: ""Darling, I have great news: I-m a month overdue. I think we-re
going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can-t tell anybody."" The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because
the young couple haven-t paid their last bill: ""Are you Mrs.Smith? You-re a month overdue, you know!"" ""How do YOU know?"" stammers the young woman.""Well, ma-am, it-s in our files!"" says the man from the electric company.
""What are you saying? It-s in your files?????""
""Absolutely.""
""Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.
What-s going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?""
""Just calm down,"" says the clerk, ""it-s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.""
""PAY you? and if I refuse?"" ""Well, in that case, sir, we-d have no option but to cut you off.""
""And what would my wife do then?""
""I don-t know. I guess she-d have to use a candle.""
going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can-t tell anybody."" The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because
the young couple haven-t paid their last bill: ""Are you Mrs.Smith? You-re a month overdue, you know!"" ""How do YOU know?"" stammers the young woman.""Well, ma-am, it-s in our files!"" says the man from the electric company.
""What are you saying? It-s in your files?????""
""Absolutely.""
""Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.
What-s going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?""
""Just calm down,"" says the clerk, ""it-s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.""
""PAY you? and if I refuse?"" ""Well, in that case, sir, we-d have no option but to cut you off.""
""And what would my wife do then?""
""I don-t know. I guess she-d have to use a candle.""
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Nov 05, 2017 at 20:11
Category: miscellaneous
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Social Wall / Photos
Hammad Yousuf
Jo Cheez Mere Aqa (saww) Ki Passand Thi Us Mein Sirf Shifa Hi Shifa Hai...
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Dec 27, 2016 at 02:12
Category: photos
Social Wall / Photos
Hammad Yousuf
Teri Rehmaton K Qaabil Meri Bandagi Nahi
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Aug 21, 2016 at 10:08
Category: photos
Poetry / Love
Hammad Yousuf
Bin Pooche Hii Kissi Se Mohabbat Hone Lagi Hai
Bin pooche hii kissi se mohabbat hone lagi hai
Shayad kissi ki dil ko aadat hone lagi hai
Tasweer uski nazaron mein busne lagi hai
Pal pal mujhe ab wo churane lagi hai
Bin pooche hii kissi se mohabbat hone lagi hai
Koi to hai jo kawaabo mein khayal bann kar aane lagi hai
Koi to hai jo lafzon mein sawaal bann kar aane lagi hai
Koi to jaadu ab wo dil per karne lagi hai
Bin pooche hii kissi se mohabbat hone lagi hai
Koi to hai jiski khaber pal pal dil ko rehne lagi hai
Ab woh mujhe akely mein hasane lagi hai
Har pal mujhe woh satane lagi hai
Bin pooche hii kissi se mohabbat hone lagi hai
Har morr per kahiin na kahiin woh dikhne lagi hai
Chalte chalte rasta bhulane lagi hai
Shayad uske liye hii aankiyaan raatoon ko jagne lagi hain
Bin pooche hii kissi se mohabbat hone lagi hai
Beger dekhay hii uski tariff zaban se hone lagi hai
Chahat ki kaliyaan uske liye dil mein khilney lagi hain
Shayad uski hii doori mujhe ab rulane lagi hai
Bin pooche hii kissi se mohabbat hone lagi hai
Shayad uske milne ki nishani hai ye
Shayad kissi ki dil ko aadat hone lagi hai
Tasweer uski nazaron mein busne lagi hai
Pal pal mujhe ab wo churane lagi hai
Bin pooche hii kissi se mohabbat hone lagi hai
Koi to hai jo kawaabo mein khayal bann kar aane lagi hai
Koi to hai jo lafzon mein sawaal bann kar aane lagi hai
Koi to jaadu ab wo dil per karne lagi hai
Bin pooche hii kissi se mohabbat hone lagi hai
Koi to hai jiski khaber pal pal dil ko rehne lagi hai
Ab woh mujhe akely mein hasane lagi hai
Har pal mujhe woh satane lagi hai
Bin pooche hii kissi se mohabbat hone lagi hai
Har morr per kahiin na kahiin woh dikhne lagi hai
Chalte chalte rasta bhulane lagi hai
Shayad uske liye hii aankiyaan raatoon ko jagne lagi hain
Bin pooche hii kissi se mohabbat hone lagi hai
Beger dekhay hii uski tariff zaban se hone lagi hai
Chahat ki kaliyaan uske liye dil mein khilney lagi hain
Shayad uski hii doori mujhe ab rulane lagi hai
Bin pooche hii kissi se mohabbat hone lagi hai
Shayad uske milne ki nishani hai ye
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1 Like ·
Jun 07, 2015 at 16:06
Category: love
Sms / Love
Hammad Yousuf
Lash Pash Happy Mood
1)Tumhaara chehra moti samaan
Tumhaara chehra moti samaan
Moti hamaaray kuttay ka naam.
2)Ittnay barson baadh bhi woh hamain dekh kar muskuraatay hain
Saalay bachhay hi kameenay hain jo maamu maamu chillatay hai.
3)Apne husn pe itna na itra pagli
Mujhe pata hai tu lagati hai fair n lovely
4)Ishq ke charche bahut hain, Ishq me parche bahut hain...Humne bhi dekha ishq karke ,Baap re baap ishq me kharche bahut hain
Tumhaara chehra moti samaan
Moti hamaaray kuttay ka naam.
2)Ittnay barson baadh bhi woh hamain dekh kar muskuraatay hain
Saalay bachhay hi kameenay hain jo maamu maamu chillatay hai.
3)Apne husn pe itna na itra pagli
Mujhe pata hai tu lagati hai fair n lovely
4)Ishq ke charche bahut hain, Ishq me parche bahut hain...Humne bhi dekha ishq karke ,Baap re baap ishq me kharche bahut hain
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4 Like ·
May 07, 2015 at 15:05
Category: love
Hammad Yousuf
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