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Apni Haseen Ankhon Me Chupa Lo Mjh Ko
Mohabat Agr Krty Ho To Chura Lo Mujh Ko
Khony Ka Agr Khoaf Hy To
Dil Ki Hr Dharkan Me Basa Lo Mjh Ko
Dhoop Ho Ya Sehra Ho Tairay Sath Chalain Gy
Yaqeen Na Aaye To Aazma Lo MjhKo
Tere Dukh Ko Seh Lain Gy Hans Kr
Apny Badan Ki Chadar Bna LO Mjh Ko
Sahil Se Pehle Choar To Na Do Gy
Abhi Aghaaz-e-Safar Me Bta Do Mjh Ko
Zindgi Bhi Tere Naam Kr Dain Gy
Apny Baazo Mein Chupa Lo Mjh Ko...!

One night husband said to his wife""Honey why don't we try a new position today"".
The wife replied,""why not, u stand at the kitchen sink.

Mere liye itna kaafi hai ke,
Mein apni sarzameen per maut dekhoon,
Aur yahin dafan hoon,
Aur es miti mein pighal kar phel jaaon,
Phir phool ki tarah zameen se bahar niklo,
Mere des ke bache es ke sath khailain,
Mere liye itna hi kaafi hai
Ke mein apne watan ki gaud mein rahoon,
es tarah jese muthi bhar gard,
Bahaar ki ghaas ki tarah,
Aik phool ki manind...!

teacher; home work kiya hai?
student;No sir.
teacher;bench ke opar khare ho jaho
student;bench ke opar khare hone se hojayega ga?

Naseeb azmanay ke din aarahe hain
Kareeb aney ke din arahe hain,

Jo dil se kaha hai, jo dil se suna hai
Sab us ki sunaney ko din arahe hain,

Abhi se dil o jaan sare raah rah doon
Ke lutne lutanay ke din arahe hain,

Tapakne lagi in ankhon se masti
Nigahen churanay ke din aarahe hain

Shadi K Din aarahe hain....!

baap bete se kehta hai beta ja pan le aa beta ghabra kar kehta hai abu japan to bohat door hai main kese la sakta hoon ?