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Jism se khoon nichore leta hai
ishq jab hijar orh leta hai

Jaj Mujrm se: tmari akhri wish kia hai.?
Mujrm: Aapki beti se shaadi,jahez me 1 crore rupe
U.S.A ka viza
2 sal ka honeymoon

6,7 bache jo apko nana kahen or mjhe papa,or main
Un sb ki shadi krwa doon us k bad ap jo fesla do mujy manzoor hoga..
Jaj: Dy taali
meri shaadi nhi hoi
Latka0 saley ko!:-D

woh chaand k roshan Tha
seenon mein Nigahon mein
Lagta hai udasee Ka ik bharrta howa haala
poshak tamanna Ko
Azadi ke khilat Ko
afsos k yaron ne
uljhay huay dhagon Ka ik dhair Bana Dala
woh shore hai Lamhon Ka,
woh Ghoor andhera hai
tasweer Nahi banti, Aawaz Nahi aati
Kuch zor Nahi chalta,
Kuch paish Nahi Jati
Izhaar Ko daasti hai Har Roz Nai aُljhn
Ehsas Peh Lagta hai Har sham naya taalaa
hai koi dil beena. . ? ?
hai koi Nazar wala. . ? ? ?

1 pathan khali paper ko bar bar chom raha tha.
Sardar..ye kya hai.
Pathan.. love leter hai.
Sardar..mgr ye to khali hai.

Pathan.. hamara girlfrnd gongi hai

ab kisi haal par nahe aati
qoum hartaal par nahi aati

dukh sahy mein chala he jata hon
baat sasural par nahi aati

kiyon hai aati mithaas par makhi
lobh raal par nahi aateen

haan woh khwaja sira nahi lekin
resh bhi gaal par nahi aati

dukhtar molvi say shadi ki
murgh say daal par nahi aati

ab murree he bhi yaroo
q meri khal par nahi aati

choor ko bandh lay chalo thaanay
plus hai cal par nahi aati

jab harap kar chuki woh maal maraa
ab kise maal par nahi aati

qoum tou so gayi k bedaari
yom iqbal par nahi aati

is ki tan tan suni nahi jo gayi
baat gharyaal par nahi aati

Shikasta dil ko haathon mai tatoltay hoe

aesa mehsoos hota hai ke kambakht ab nahi bachay ga

magar kiya hi quwat-e-iraadi ka pekar hai ye...

Ghum sahay ja rha hai ...

Aur

Dharakta ja rha hai .......... !!!