iJunoon Archives 2017

A mouse was goin wd its kids. A CAT jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted:" BHOW BHOW"
Cat ran away,

Mouse:"Dats Da Advantage of learning foreign language

Libas tann se utaar dena..............!!
kisi ko bahon k haar dena............!!
Phir uske jazboon ko maar dena....!!
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agar muhabbat yehi hay jaana.........!!
to "maaf krna mujay nhi hai"........!!

Gunah krnay ka soch lena............!!
Haseen paryan daboch lena........!!
phir uski ankhen he noch lena......!!

kisi ko lafzon k jaal dena............!!
kisi ko jazboon ki dhaal dena........!!
phir uski izzat uchaal dena...........!!

agar muhabbat yehi hai jaana.....!!
to maaf krna mujhay nhi hai.......!!

Andhair nagri me chaltay jana....!!
haseen kaliyan masaltay jana......!!
or apni fitrat pe muskurana.......!!

saja raha hai har ik dewana.......!!
khyal-e-husn o jamal jaana.......!!
khyal kya hain hawas ka tana....!!

AGAR MUHABBAT YEHI HAI JAANA
TO MAAF KRNA.... MUJHAY NHI HAI....!!

Na monh na maaya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.
Baith k 4 panne palat lo beta
final paper girlfriend/Boyfriend ne nhi banaya hai...

Kehne laga kon hai tera jeewan sathi?
Mein ne kaha yadain hain kisi ki.

Kehne laga kis ne parhaya tha tera Nikah?
Mein ne kaha mustaqbil ke khwabon ne.

Wo bola kesi guzar rahi hai zindagi?
Mein bolne hi wala tha k aankhon se aansu chalak paray.

Wo bola usay chhor kyun nahi deta?
Mein ne kaha
HAQ MEHAR mein apni Zindagi likhi huwi hai...!

Agar
aap
ladkiyon
se
hamesha
ghere
rehna
chahte
hain


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Gol gappay ki rehdi laga lo yaar..
simple g.k.

Kuch ishq tha kuch majboori thi so main nay jeevan vaar dia
Main kaisa zinda aadmi tha ek shakhs nay mujh ko maar dia

Ik sabz shaakh gulaab ki thi, Ek dunia apnay khawb ki thi
Woh aik bahaar jo Ayee nahee es k liye sab kuch haar dia

Main khuli huee ek sachayi mujhe samaghnay walay jaantay hain
Main nay kin logon se nafrat ki main nay kin logon ko pyar dia...!