iJunoon Archives |2015 | February

higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i-- m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i--m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI

Uljhi Hui Zat Ko Pane Ki Zid Nah Karo.
Jo Na Ho Apna Usay Apnane Ki Zid Na Karo.

Iss Samandar Me Tufaan Boht Aate Hain.
Iss K Saahil Pe Ghar Banane Ki Zid Na Karo.

Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya .

Kisi k sath guzrey pal baray rangeen hoty hain
Mohabat k ye Roz-o-shab baray haseen hotey hain

ishq krna hai tou pehley bikharney ka hunar sikho
Ishq mein haadsey Aksar barey sangeen hotey hain.

Kabhi fursat main Aa k dekh iss viraan sey ghar mein.
Kisi ki yad mein hum Bhi baray ghamgeen hotey hain..!!

Tere Ishq Mein Qurbaan is releasing on 6 Mar 2015
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TU SARDAR G NAI JAWAB DIA MAIN CHAT PAY CHAR JOWAN TA TUSI TALON KADI HI LA JAO..
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Paisa Ho Paisa is releasing on 13 Mar 2015
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