iJunoon Archives |2014 | October

Without respect, love is lost.

Without care, life is boring.

Without honesty, love is unhappy.

Without trust, love is unstable.

Banta: What's Marriage?

Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense.

Santa rings the fire brigade. He says, "My house is on fire".

Officer: How do we get there?

Santa: In the big red truck.

On this festival of Basant Panchmi, may Goddess Saraswati bless you with knowledge and wisdom!

Happy Basant Panchmi!

?A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover,
HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE?

Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and walk on burning coal for you.

Girl: So sweet! Can you come to meet me now?

Boy: Mad or what? It`s raining outside.

Maggi Noodle is the girlfriend of the food world.

It always says minutes... but it takes







at least 20 minutes to get ready!

I'm diagnosed as being in love.

The medicine is you.

The addiction is awesome.

The withdrawal is hell.

Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.

Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!