iJunoon Archives |2013 | March

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

'Kia aap k mobile
ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai


Jo SmS nhi
nikal rha

2 tablet easy
load ki khila do
Qabz toot jaye gi

aur SmS nikalny
shoro ho jain
gay

Zindgi Me Teri Yaado Ko Bhula Du Kaise
Raat Baki Hai Chirago Ko Bujha Du Kaise
Kis Tarah Dil Me Tere Apni Tammana Rakh Du
Khwab Apne Teri Aankho Me Saja Du Kaise
Aj Bhi Jin Se Tere Lams Ki Khusbu Aye
Un Khato Ko Tere Kehne Se Jala Du Kaise
Dil Ka Hr Naksh Hai Pathar Ki Lakeero Jaisa
Ab Mitana Chaahu To Mita Du Kaise
Wo Mere Paas Hai Main Phir Bhi Hu Tanha-tanha
Kisi Tasbeer Ko Insan Bana Du Kaise.

Kuch Pal Ke Lamhe Ab Ke Saal Me Hai,
Hum Unke Aur Wo Mere Khayal Me Hai,
Tanha The Pahle Hum Beparwah Thi Zindgi,
Ab Fikr Lagi Rahti Hai Wo Kis Hal Me.

Teri Hasi K Aage Mere Ansu Kuch Nahi,
Tere Khusi K Aage Mere Gum Kuch Nahi,
Tu Jaha Bhi Rahe Khush Rahe,
Teri Zindgi K Aage Meri Maut Kuch Bhi Nahi

Is Pyar Me Bewfai Ka Jharoka Nahi Hota,
Har Rista Itna Annokha Nahi Hota,
Fana Kardo Zindgi Maa-baap Ke Kadmo Pe,
Qki Yahi Wo Pyar Hai Jisme Dhoka Nahi Hota..

Sochta Hoon Ke Baarish Me Na Beh Jaaye Kahin..
Usne Ek Ghar Jo Banaya Hai Meri Aankhon Me….!

Dil woh nagar nahin ke phir abaad ho sakey,
Pachhtaao ge suno! yeh basti ujaarr kar ..

Ye mojza bhi mohabbat kabhi dekhaye mujhe,
Ke sang tujh pe giray aur zakhaam aye mujhe..