iJunoon Archives |2013 | April

"Sacha Pyar krney Wala Dost Agar Rooth Bhi Jaye Tu Usey Baar Baar Manao" "Kyun K Heeron Ki Mala Toot Kar Bhi Heeron Ki Hi Rehti Hai

Life me Kbi humari dosti K bare me shak ho
To Akele me 1 siKa uchalna!!!
Agr head ho to "WE ARE BEST FRIENDS"
Aur tail ho to....
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Palat dena
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AKele me Kon deKhta hai:-P
Dedicated to All LOVELY Friendzzz.;);-)B-)

1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mar Dia..
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Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha:
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Ami Ne Muje Bila-Waja Mara Ha.
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Baap Ne Usy 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kr Tumhen Itna Bi Nhe Pta K Supreme Court K Khilaf Appeal High Court Mein Nhe Hoti:-/B-)

Ek admi apni wife ki photo hamesha apni pocket me rakhta tha...
Q.k
Wo jab kabhi kisi pareshani me hota..
To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekhta or sochta..
Agar me is ko face kar sakta hun,
To baqi har chiz ko face kar sakta hun..!

Media Or Wife Me Kya Similarity Hay? .
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Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat, 10 Baar Na Bataye, Tab Tak Dono Ko Sakoon Nahi Milta :-)

BIMARI in style:
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1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= FEVER
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2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEART ATTACK.
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3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma bari aag hai= ACIDITY
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4.Ankhon ki gustakhiyan maaf hn. MOTIYA.
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5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS.
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6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI
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7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION..!
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8.Na tu aye gi na he chain aye ga= QABAZ:-P

Chmakte Chand ko Neend Ane Lagi
Apki Hansi Se Dunia Jagmagane Lagi
Dekh k Apko Chandni Gungunane Lagi
Ab Jhoot Bolte Bolte Muje B NEEND Aane Lagi.
Go0d night

Kabhi b Aap ko asi information nahi mili ho gi
k kon se Nabi kaha pe dafan hain !
:Adam(A.S) Sri Lanka
:Nooh(A.S) Jordan
:aoud(A.S) Yaman
:saleh(A.S) Labnan
:Loot(A.S) Iraq
Ibraheem(A.S) Israeel
:Ishaq(A.S) Falestin
:Yaqoob(A.S) Flestin
:Yousuf(A.S) Falestin
:Ayub(A.S) Amman
:shoaib(a(A.S) Syria
:Ismaeel (A.S)Or
:Nabi-e-PAK
(S.A.W)"
Saudi Arabia"
mein.
Plz darood e pak parhye or is information ko apnay dosto sey share krain.

Parindo K Labon Pe TILAWAT Jaag Jati Hai. Subha Darkhton Pe IBADAT Jaag Jati Hai. Muqarar Waqt Nahi Hai Koi Us Ki NAWAZISH Ka. Usay Jab Bhi Pukaro Us Ki REHMAT Jaag Jati Hai.
Assalam-O-Alaikum
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SUBHA BAKHER