iJunoon Archives |2013 | April

Faqerni ko impres krny ka tareqa
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Is mai bhi intrested ho..??
Qasam se.. tum log kon ho yar
Had ho gai ha.. sharam kar0..

Tere Bina Ye Zindagi Adhoori Hai
Jo Meri Zarorat Hai UsKa Naam Menpori Hai
WoHi Meri Zindagi WoHi Meri Shan Hai
UsKa Naam Zahoor RaJa Jani Ka Paan Hai
Wo Aaye Jo Mere QareeB To DiL may Hua Khutka
Kahi Mera Moo Na Kaat De Tez Choony wALa Gutka
Meri Zindagi K Har Lamhy may Wo Eham Hai
Wo Koi aur Nahi Sirf Meri "JM" Hai:

: Shohar Biwi se:
Batao Karachi ki wo konsi chowrangi he jis ka naam sunte hi BV yaad aajati he?
BV: Pata nahi.
Shohar: Nagan Chowrangi.
BV Shohar se:
Batao Karachi ki wo konsi chowrangi he jis ka naam sunte hi shohar yaad aajata he?
Shohar: Pata nahi.
BV: 2 mint chowrangi...

Girl:Aaj meri birthday hai tum mujay kya gift do gay?
Boy:kya gift doon?
Girl:Ring de do
Boy:Ring duonga laken recive mat karna mere mobile mai 2 rupy hain.

"Mushkilat Hamesha Behtreen Logon K Hisy Mai Atee Hain,
QK Wo Us Ko Behtreen Tariqay Se Anjaam Denay Ki Salahiyat Rakhtay Hain"

1pagal dusre se: Oye is saal sardi kuch zyada nai hy?
2nd pagal:Scientist kehte hen k duniya ghoomti hy to ho skta hy hum Muree a gaye hon...

.*.Subha hi subha.*.
.*"EiK CHEEZ"*.
*. "*.he jo
Sirf Aap K Liy He
ApKo Dhond Rahi He
ApKi Kamyabi K Lye
ApKi HiFAZAT K Lye
JO
ApKa BHALA Chahti He
J0 Aap k0 KHUSH dekhna chahti he
Pata Hy Kya?
.*"MERi DUAA"*., ALLAH aap ko hamaisha khush, tandrust aur salamat rakhy. Ameen.
Assalam o Alaikum. Good Morning..

CAT: How old r u?
ELEPHANT: 5 years
CAT: But u look big
ELEPHANT: Nido jo peeta hon,
Behterin nashonuma ki 10 nishaniya.
And how old r u?
CAT: I am 30 years
ELEPHANT: But u look so small
CAT: Ponds lagati hon
Barhti umar jayse tham si gayi hai

Ksi ko Chahny ki 8 Nshaniyan
1.Ap us k Sms bar bar parhty hein
2.Ap us k samny jaty hua
Hitch-kchaty hein
3.Jb ap us k bary mai sochty hein to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
4.Ap jb us ki awaz sunty hein to Muskuraty hein
6.Ap us k liye kuch b kr skty hn
7.Ye sms parhty waqt apke dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
8.Or ap usy sochny mai itny masroof thy k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point
no. 5 missing hy
Ye hoti hy "Mohabbat"
hans lo koi ni dekh rha..;-)