iJunoon Archives |2013 | April
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Kuch School K Bachey
Kuch school k Bachey Ek larki ko ghaseet kar school ley ja rahe thay,,
1 Admi bola esko chor do agr
Es ko pharney ka shok hoga tu ye khud school jaye gi
Bachey boly "Baba Ji"
Ye humari Miss hai
Roz school jany k bjaye Date per chali jati hai:-).
1 Admi bola esko chor do agr
Es ko pharney ka shok hoga tu ye khud school jaye gi
Bachey boly "Baba Ji"
Ye humari Miss hai
Roz school jany k bjaye Date per chali jati hai:-).
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1 Like ·
Apr 16, 2013 at 16:04
Category: funny
Sms / Islamic
Kashif Yaqoob
Shan E Mustafa (s.a.w.w)
(SHAN E MUSTAFA S.A.W.W)
"HAZRAT AYESHA R.A ny TANDOOR me ROTi lagae or NABI PAK S.A.W.W sy Arz kia k Ya RASOOLALLAH S.A.W.W AAP b 1 Roti Tandoor me lgaen ta k ye SUNNAT banjay,
AAP S.A.W.W ny 1 roti bnae,
or TANDOOR me lgadi,
Baqi tamam rotian pak gaen lekin AAP S.A.W.W ki roti kachi rahi, AYESHA R.A ny waja pochi,
to AAP S.A.W.W ny frmaya k is Aaty ko MERA HATH lag gya hy. Isey to jahanum ki aag nai jala sakti ye to duniya ki aag ha.
Subhanallah.
"HAZRAT AYESHA R.A ny TANDOOR me ROTi lagae or NABI PAK S.A.W.W sy Arz kia k Ya RASOOLALLAH S.A.W.W AAP b 1 Roti Tandoor me lgaen ta k ye SUNNAT banjay,
AAP S.A.W.W ny 1 roti bnae,
or TANDOOR me lgadi,
Baqi tamam rotian pak gaen lekin AAP S.A.W.W ki roti kachi rahi, AYESHA R.A ny waja pochi,
to AAP S.A.W.W ny frmaya k is Aaty ko MERA HATH lag gya hy. Isey to jahanum ki aag nai jala sakti ye to duniya ki aag ha.
Subhanallah.
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1 Like ·
Apr 16, 2013 at 16:04
Category: islamic
Sms / Dard
Kashif Yaqoob
Kuch Tum Se Mohabat Aisi Thi
Kuch tum se mohabat aisi thi.
Hum batein karna bhool gaye!
Kuch or hi hum ne keh dala.
Jo kehna tha wo bhool gaye!
Hum ne to kaha tha lout aana.
Par tum to aana bhool gaye!
Huwi Rat, falak par tary thy.
Hum diya jalana bhool gaye!
Mein sahil par betha hi raha.
Tum kashti lana bhool gaye!
Ab kaisa gila main tum se karon.
Jab naseeb hi mujh ko bhool gaye!
Hum tum se khafa bethy hi rhe.
Tum hum ko mana'na bhool gaye. :
Hum batein karna bhool gaye!
Kuch or hi hum ne keh dala.
Jo kehna tha wo bhool gaye!
Hum ne to kaha tha lout aana.
Par tum to aana bhool gaye!
Huwi Rat, falak par tary thy.
Hum diya jalana bhool gaye!
Mein sahil par betha hi raha.
Tum kashti lana bhool gaye!
Ab kaisa gila main tum se karon.
Jab naseeb hi mujh ko bhool gaye!
Hum tum se khafa bethy hi rhe.
Tum hum ko mana'na bhool gaye. :
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7 Like ·
Apr 16, 2013 at 16:04
Category: dard
Tags: Bhool
Sms / Wife
Kashif Yaqoob
Aurat K Dil Main
AURAT Ke DIL Mai Sirf Us k SHOHAR K LiYe Hi Jaga Hoti Hay,
Per,
MARD Ka DIL Itna BARA Hota Hay K,
.
Us mai
DOST Ki LOVER
BV Ki SAHELI
BV Ki BABHI
PAROSAN
DHOBAN
KAAM WALI
BHAI Ki SALI
BEHAN Ki NAND
Or
Thori Buhat BV K Liye Bhi Jaga Hoti Hay
SACH MEIN MARD KA DIL BUHOT BARRA HOTA HAY:)
Per,
MARD Ka DIL Itna BARA Hota Hay K,
.
Us mai
DOST Ki LOVER
BV Ki SAHELI
BV Ki BABHI
PAROSAN
DHOBAN
KAAM WALI
BHAI Ki SALI
BEHAN Ki NAND
Or
Thori Buhat BV K Liye Bhi Jaga Hoti Hay
SACH MEIN MARD KA DIL BUHOT BARRA HOTA HAY:)
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1 Like ·
Apr 16, 2013 at 15:04
Category: wife
Tags: Dil Aurat
Sms / Islamic
Kashif Yaqoob
Khush Haali Laane Waalay 7 Amal
Khush-Haali Laane Waalay 7 Amal:
1. Quran Ki Tilaawat
2. Namaaz Ki Paabandi.
3. ALLAH Ka Shukar Ada Karna
4. Majboor Ki Madad Karna
5. GunaahoN Se Tauba
6. AzeezoN Se Acha Salook.
7. Subah K Waqt Surah Yaseen Aur Shaam K Waqt Surah Waqia Ki Tilaawat.
(Achi baat pehlana b sadqa-e-jaria hai)
1. Quran Ki Tilaawat
2. Namaaz Ki Paabandi.
3. ALLAH Ka Shukar Ada Karna
4. Majboor Ki Madad Karna
5. GunaahoN Se Tauba
6. AzeezoN Se Acha Salook.
7. Subah K Waqt Surah Yaseen Aur Shaam K Waqt Surah Waqia Ki Tilaawat.
(Achi baat pehlana b sadqa-e-jaria hai)
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2 Like ·
Apr 16, 2013 at 15:04
Category: islamic
Sms / Ghazal
Kashif Yaqoob
Qadam Uthane Se Pehly
"Ghazal"
"Soch samajh lena qadam uthane se pehly,
"Kahin kho na jao Manzil Aany se pehly,
"Mukhlis dost se Mehrom ho na jao kahin,
"Ye soch lena use Azmane se pehle,
"Tumhare seeny mein B darkta hai Ek Dil,
"Ye soch lena kisi ka Dil dukhane se pehly.
"Umar bhar kon kis k liye Rota hai,
"Log a use Azmane se pehle,
"Tumhare seeny mein B darkta hai Ek Dil,
"Ye soch lena kisi ka Dil dukhane se pehly.
"Umar bhar kon kis k liye Rota hai,
"Log Sirf Aansu Bahaty hain Dafnany se pehly. .
"Soch samajh lena qadam uthane se pehly,
"Kahin kho na jao Manzil Aany se pehly,
"Mukhlis dost se Mehrom ho na jao kahin,
"Ye soch lena use Azmane se pehle,
"Tumhare seeny mein B darkta hai Ek Dil,
"Ye soch lena kisi ka Dil dukhane se pehly.
"Umar bhar kon kis k liye Rota hai,
"Log a use Azmane se pehle,
"Tumhare seeny mein B darkta hai Ek Dil,
"Ye soch lena kisi ka Dil dukhane se pehly.
"Umar bhar kon kis k liye Rota hai,
"Log Sirf Aansu Bahaty hain Dafnany se pehly. .
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1 Like ·
Apr 15, 2013 at 17:04
Category: ghazal
Sms / Wife
Kashif Yaqoob
Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talaash
Larki Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki TaLaash Me
Or Baaqi Husband Ki TaLaashi Lene
Me Guzar Jati
Hai
(,")/Begum
/) ) 20 Rupe To
_/ / Chordo Balance dalwana ha
Or Baaqi Husband Ki TaLaashi Lene
Me Guzar Jati
Hai
(,")/Begum
/) ) 20 Rupe To
_/ / Chordo Balance dalwana ha
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1 Like ·
Apr 15, 2013 at 17:04
Category: wife
Tags: Husband
Sms / Nice
Kashif Yaqoob
Yaqeen Ki Pukhtagi
"Yaqeen ki pukhtagi or ikhlaq ka husan jis insan mein aa jae wo 1 hi waqt me Khaliq or makhloq dono ka mehboob ban jata hai."
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1 Like ·
Apr 15, 2013 at 17:04
Category: nice
Sms / Nice
Kashif Yaqoob
Koi Gunah Ksi Wajah Sy
Koi GUNAH ksi wajah sy na krna
Q k wajah khatam ho jae gi
GUNAH Nahi.
Or koi NEKI taklif ki wajah se na chorna
Q k taklif khtam ho jae gi NEKI Nahi.
Q k wajah khatam ho jae gi
GUNAH Nahi.
Or koi NEKI taklif ki wajah se na chorna
Q k taklif khtam ho jae gi NEKI Nahi.
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1 Like ·
Apr 15, 2013 at 17:04
Category: nice





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