iJunoon Archives |2013 | April

Samundar K Karway Pani ko ALLAH Meetha kar k Uthata hy
Aur
Barish ki shakal mein Barsata hy
Baraf bana kar pak karta hy
wahan se
naddi, Nalon,
ki surat Darya mein girtey huy Zamino ko Sairab karta wapas Samundar mein ja girta hy,
Yehi Pani Bakri se Doodh,
Hiran se Mushk
Makhi se Shehad
Saanp se Zehar
Seep se moti
Aur
insaan k liye Zindagi ban jata hy,
Yehi Pani Darakhton mein Aam, Saib, Anaar Naryal
ban jata hy,
Phir sab ka Rang, ZaiQa, Khushbo, Taseer alag alag aur Juda,
Ye Sab Ajaibaat ALLAH ne ek Pani mein Rakhe hain.
Aur tum apne "RAB" ki kon kon si Naimaton ko jhutlao gay.

"*._ Tu Jb Bhi Koi "*._ DUA Kary
"*._ Mera RAB "*._ Tujhy Wo Atta Kary
"*._ Teri Jholi Khushiyon Se
// Bhari Rahy
"*._ Bin Mangey
Hi Sb Atta Kary
_.*"
"*._ Tere Hath | Uthain
_.*" 'Baad Main
|.*.| Mera RAB
|.*.| Wo Pehle
|.*.| Atta Kary<(("AAMEEN"))>

Ek aadmi lift mai,
1 larki mahnga parfume lga k Enter hui or boli :
cobra perfume,
price 8000/=
2nd larki boli :
charli perfume,
price 12000/=
phir Achanak lift ruki or Badboo Aai, Dono larkiyon ne apni naak pakr li
or
Aadmi ko dekhne lagien,
Aadmi muskuraty hue bola : mooli ,
14 rupey kilo.

Life is a
"Receivd call"
Education is "Dialed call"
Love is
"Missed call"
Job is a
"waiting call"
But
Frndship
Is
"FEVICOL" :p
T0 phr mere ph0t0 k0 seeney se yar chipkaley saiyyan fevic0l se..

Piyari Baat..
"MAAFI mangne ka hargiz ye matlab nahi he k tum GHALAT ho,Balke iska matlab ye he k tum apne RISHTON ko apni ANNA se ziada ehmiyat dete ho

Mohabat Kia Hy?
MeNe Pucha
Zindagi Se
Jawani Se
Suraj Se
Phulon Se
Kainat Se
Asman Se
Zameen Se
Har ik shay se
Lekin
Koi Tasalli Bakhsh Jawab Na Mila
Phir?
Tareekh Hath Pakar Kr Peechy Le Gai
Boht Peechy
1400 Bars Peechy
Rat Tareek Thi
Tary Bhi So Chuky Thy
Ek Azeem HASTI
Sajde Me Jhuki
Geeli Ankho K Saath
Sawali Ban K
Ek He Lafz Dohra Rahi Thi"
"ya ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bukhsh day"
"ya ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bukhsh day"
"ya ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bukhsh day"
Dil-o-Dimagh Ne Jhanjhor Kr Kaha
Aye Nadan Insan
Ye Hy "MOHABBAT"

Adab ki inteha:
Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali day ata hun.
k kahin teachers ye na kahain k agay se jawab deta hai.
"Respect ur teachers"

1 Pagal Her Waqt Kehta Tha:
Ghulail Banaon Ga Or Chirya Ko Maron Ga!
1 Din Usko Doctor
K Pass Ly Gaye Or Uska Elaj Karwaya.
Dr:
Ab Kya Karo Gy?
Pagal:
Shadi Karon Ga,
Nokri Dhoondon Ga,
Ghar Basaon Ga.
Dr:
Very Good!
Phir Kya Karo Gy!
Pagal:
Bachon Ko Achy School Bhejon Ga,
Unka Birthday Manaon Ga,
Nicker Or Shirt Gift Aye Gi.
Dr:
Good Good! Phir?
Pagal:
Unki Nicker Sy lastic Nikalon Ga,
Ghulail Banaon Ga Or Chirya Ko Maron Ga..... Hahahaha!

"Namaz Mein 'RUKU' K Baad Aur 'SAJDEY' Se Pehley Sakoon Se Seedha Kharra Hona 'WAJIB' Hai,
"Iss Haalat Ko "QOMA" Kehtey Hain.!
"Issi Tarah Donon Sajdon K Darmiyan Sakoon Se Seedha Baithna Bhi 'WAJIB' Hai,
"Iss Haalat Ko "JALSA" Kehtey Hain.!!
"Kuch Log Jaldi Kartey Huey 'QOMA' Aur 'JALSA' Mein Sakoon Se...
(2 Se 3 Secd K Liey) Seedhey Nahin Hotey..!
Un Ka 'WAJIB' Ada Nahin Hota Aur 'WAJIB' Ada Na Honey Se Namaz B Ada Nahin Hoti..!!"Do-Chaar Logon Ko Send Kar Dain... Hazaron Nahin Lakhon Ki Islaah Ho Jaey Gi Aur Aap Sadqa-e-Jariya K Mustahiq Ho Ja,ain Ge.!
Allah Tofeeq Atta Karey...!! (Aameen)