iJunoon Archives |2012 | September

Jawaani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

Husn ke tewar nashile ho gaye,

Ham izhaar karne me thore delhay ho gaye,

Aur unke haath peele ho gaye,

Kuch ulajhe huye sawaalo se darta hai dil,

Na jaane kyon tanhaai main bikharta hai dil,

Aapko paane ka khyaal koi bari baat nahi bas

Aapko kho dene ke khyaal se darta hai dil,

Koi door ho kitna hi kya gham hai,

Magar wo apna hai ye kya kam hai,

Chaahe na kare phone, na kare SMS kya gham hai,

Sirf eak MISS CALL karle ye kya kam hai,

Tamanna kare aap jin bahaaro ki,

Wo bahaar aapke kadmo me ho,

Khuda aapko wo hakeekat me de,

Jo socha aapne kabhi sapno me ho,

Chehre ki har muskaan ban jata hai koi,

Dil ki har dhadkan ban jata hai koi,

Phir kaise jiye zindagee uske bin,

Jab zindagee jeene ki wajah ban jata hai koi,

APPLE

APPLE=vitamins
VITAMINS=power
POWER=work
WORK=money
MONAY=woman
WOMAN=tension
TENSION=depression
DEPRESSION=death
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aur khaoo APPLE

Santa: You wanna come to my New Year's Eve party?
Banta: Sure, when?

Doctor: How is your headache now?
Santa: Oh, she is out of town.

Santa: My wife is a magician.
Banta: Why?
Santa: She made my dinner disappear into a cloud of smoke.