iJunoon Archives |2012 | May

Height Of Shock:

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
' Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
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..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. .

Tumhein Kya Lagta He? '.
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Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye..
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Kyun..??
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Arrange Marrige Me Hamesha Kisi Or Ki G.Friends Se Shadi Karni Parti Hy.. ;->

Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye.

BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen
To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch)
Bna Rha Tha.

B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon:Moo Dikhaee.

A Boy Was Going With His G.F.

Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin....
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The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya?
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Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
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Girl : Kyu ?
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Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye... ;->

2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe They,

Afridi Ne Six Mara Pehla Pagal: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,

2sra: Bewaquf Goal Is May Nahi Cricket May Hota Hai.

Can u think k

2+5=11
kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thoda aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k
kaise aye

Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..

'GhALTI SE'

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

Larka:
Hello Jaan
I Love U

LARKI:
Sachi

Larka:
Muchi

Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:
Sorry Baji,
Wrong Number!