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ek dafa ek dihaty admi ek pandit ke paas jata hai...aur kaheta hai pandit ji panditmere dayeen haat main khujli ho rahi hai pandit bola beta tumhare paas paisa ayee ga ....pher wo bola pandit ji ab mere bayeen haat main khujli ho rahi hai pandit bola beta paisa jaye ga pher wo bola pandit ji ab mee dayeen paoon main khujli ho rahi hai pandit bola beta tu dooooooooor ka safar kare ga pher wo dhiyati bola pandit ji ab mere bayeen paoon main khujli ho rahi hai ab pandit bola beta tu nazdek kisi jaga ka safar kare ga ab wo bola pandit ji ab meri kamar main khujli ho rahi hai pandit ne uss ki taraf ghoor se dekha aur bola abey ja tujhe khujli ki bemari hai

Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Usay Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K

Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko

Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi

Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikl Rahe The
Mun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikl Rahe The

Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jawab Aaya Hai...!

shiar hai..main nay khud lika hai.. ok
badi mushkil say hu hai pyar ka pc chaloo .apnay dil kay hardisk pay aur kitni file daloon.tary pyar ka email maray dil ko lubata hai.magar bich main taray baap ka virus a jata hai..hansooo ..nahin o hooooooo...:(

Dekh lena ke kisi dukh ki kahani to nahi
Yeh jo aansuu hain kahin us ki nishani to nahi

Dikh rahi hai jo mujhe saaf teri aankhon mein
Tu ne yeh baat kahin mujhse chupani to nahi

Jis tarah sheher se nikla hoon mein beemar tera
Yeh ujarna hai koi nakal makani to nahi

Yeh jo har morr pe aa milti hai mujhse farhat
Badnaseebi bhi kahin meri deewani to nahi...!

aik admi apni car me fafar kar raha tha polis wale ne us ko pakerliya or bola tum ne yhan harn bajaya ha or yhan haran bajana munaa hai so tumhara chalan ho ga but the admi say sir mein ne haro nahi bajaya and they begin bargening suddenly he remmeber that he dont have horn he tell to the police man he have not a horn tu police wala bola chalan tu ab bi ho ga horn na rhkna bi jurm ha

Sochtay Rehnay Ki Aadat Hogayi
Choanktay Rehnay Ki Aadat Hogayi

Hijr Ki Raaton K Sung Aankhoun Ko Bhi
Jaagtey Rehnay Ki Aadat Hogayi

Jaaney Kia Dar Hai K Apnay Aap say
Bhagtey Rehnay Ki Aadat Hogayi

Woh Nahin Lotay Gaa Phir kyu Rehguzar
Daikhtay Rehnay Ki Aadat Hogayi

Woh Meray Andar Chupa Hay Or Usay
Boltey Rehnay Ki Aadat Hogayi....!