once a man was digging his garden. he saw a lamp as he washed the lamp a genie came out of the lamp and said? I am ur slave master and i will fulfill ur 3 wishes but whatever u ask,ur neighbor will get its double"".
the man, who hates his neighbor agrees. So he wishes for a 50 storey building. as he gets 50 storeys building his neighbor gets a 100 storey building.then he wishes for 50 most beautiful girls. As he gets 50 girls his neighbor gets 100.jelous of his neighbor he finally asks the genie to remove his one testicle.

Three guys, an Indian, a Pakistani and an Afghan are out walking together one day. These 3 guys come across a lantern. When they rub it, a Genie pops out of it. ""I will give you each one wish, that-s three wishes total,"" says the Genie.
The Afghan says, ""I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also be a farmer. I want the land in Afghanistan to be forever fertile."" With a blink of the Genie-s eye, -POOF- the land in Afghanistan was forever made fertile.
The Indian was amazed, so he said, ""I want a wall around
India, so that no neighbors or infidels can come into our Hindustan."" Again, with a blink of the Genie-s eye, -POOF- there was a huge wall around India.

""Hmmmm"", the Pakistani asks, ""I-m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."" The Genie explains, ""Well, it-s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds India. Nothing can get in or out.""
So the Pakistani says, ""Fill it up with water.""