New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

Dost: Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai

Man:Bilkul Galat hai.

Naa tou koi meri biwi ko utha k le jaata hai,

Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

Sadak per sab kahen kya cute ho,
Bheed mein sab kahen side ho-side ho,
PAKISTAN ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Wats the difference between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wife-Duty
GF-Pension, Wife- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wife-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wife-Fool,
GF-Tuti-Fruity, Wife-Kismat phuti
GF-Fresh Cake, Wife-Earthquake