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Kashif Yaqoob

Shaadi Se Pareshan Ek Shohar Ne Likha Hai.

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

· 4 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: marriage Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Fool

Kashif Yaqoob

shohar Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

· 4 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 16:01
Category: fool Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Shakhs Ki Mertey Waqt Wasiyat:

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

· 4 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: funny Tags: Nurse Beta Biwi Doctor Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Kanjoos Shohar Ki Bv Ne Sms Kia:

ki BV ne SMS kia: Kab tak aa rahey ho? kanjoos Shohar ne Jawab diya: 20-25 minute me. Dair ho jaye tu yeh SMS phir se parh lena, dobara pesay na zaya karna.!

· 3 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: jokes Tags: Shohar Wife Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Apple Se "vitamins" Milty Hen.

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen. : Vitamin se "Power" : Power se "Work" hota he. : Work se "PAISA" : PAISE se "Marriage" hoti he. : aur : Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti he. : Wife se "Tension" milti he...! : Aur Tension se Depression.. : : Le Beta! Aur khaa Saib.!

· 2 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: wife Tags: Wife Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Shohar Subah Facebook Khol Kar Beth Gaya

Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??

· 6 Like · Jan 07, 2014 at 14:01
Category: jokes Tags: Facebook Biwi Wife Husband Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Wife (on Phone) Suniay , Window Khul Nahi Rahi Hey.

Wife (on phone) Suniay , window khul nahi rahi hey. . Husband- Aisa karo thora tail garam kar key us pey daal do. Wife - Kiya us sey khul jaegi? . . . Husband- Try karo. After 15 mints , . . husband calls wife . . Husband- Tum ney try kiya? Wife - Haan kiya, par ab tu laptop hi band ho geya

· 1 Like · Nov 26, 2013 at 14:11
Category: wife Tags: Wife Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Bv Intehai Ghussay Me Shohar Se.

BV intehai Ghussay me Shohar se: Main agar Shaitan se Shadi kr laiti to wo tum se bahot zyada Behtar Shohar saabit hota ...Shohar bahot Sukoon se bola: Mgr Behn Bhai mein Shadi ho he nahi sakti

· 1 Like · Nov 22, 2013 at 14:11
Category: wife Tags: Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Mai Wo Ni K Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya

Husband 2 wife: Mai Wo Ni K Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya Shadi Se Pehle B Mujhe Shadi Ka Sh0q Tha. Shadi K Bad B Muje Shadi Ka Sh0q hy...

· 2 Like · Nov 22, 2013 at 14:11
Category: wife Tags: Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Kal Apne Phr Apni Secretary K Sth Movie Dekhi?

Wife:Kal apne phr apni Secretary k sth movie dekhi? Hsbnd:Kya krein Begum,Aj kal ki Movies Family k sth Dekhny k qabil kahn hoti hen.

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2013 at 15:11
Category: wife Tags: Wife Jokes Sms
 
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