Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living

Wife: Aj koi aisi bat kaho k ma khush bhe ho jaon,
Or jal b jaon

Husbund: Tum meri zindagi ho

Wife: Or, Or, kia

Husbund: Or lanat ha aisi zindagi pe

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

Kisi ladki ko chedo us ka haath pakad lo
agar wo wapis thapad maar de tou kaho
""tum pehle imtihaan main pass ho gai
mujhe aisi hi ladki chahiye thi...

The truth of life 4 women is:
D nice men r ugly.
D handsome men r not nice.
D handsome and nice men r married
& d rest of them
r not worth talking to.

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

Dost: Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai

Man:Bilkul Galat hai.

Naa tou koi meri biwi ko utha k le jaata hai,

Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

Sadak per sab kahen kya cute ho,
Bheed mein sab kahen side ho-side ho,
PAKISTAN ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Wats the difference between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wife-Duty
GF-Pension, Wife- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wife-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wife-Fool,
GF-Tuti-Fruity, Wife-Kismat phuti
GF-Fresh Cake, Wife-Earthquake