Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Jin Sharab Pene K Liye Insan K Roop Me Aya

1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya, 12 glass p gaya, Admi:tenu chardi ni? Jin: Main jin hon. Admi: le char gai kanjar nu...!hAhAh:-D

· 1 Like · Jun 10, 2013 at 16:06
Category: funny Tags: Jokes Funny Sms Admi
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Aurton Ki Bus Ka Accidnt Hoa Sub Mar Gai

Aurton ki bus ka accidnt hoa sUb mar gai Un sUb k shohr 1 Haftay tAk roty rhe 1 admi 2 haftay tk rota rha qK Uski Bv se bus miss ho gai thi

· 1 Like · May 27, 2013 at 15:05
Category: jokes Tags: Biwi Admi Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Sbzi Wla Sbzi Pr Pani Chrak Rha Tha,

Sbzi wla sbzi pr pani chrak rha tha, .
"Kafi dair h0 gaeyi t0
1 Admi gussay se b0la:
"Bhai agar
Bhindi h0sh me agae
h0 t0
1 kil0 dai d0...:-D;-)

· 1 Like · May 27, 2013 at 15:05
Category: funny Tags: Jokes Funny Admi Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Admi Ki Aik Tang Ki Haddi Toot Gayi

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 13:04
Category: jokes Tags: Biwi Admi Wife Jokes Hospital Funny Sms
 
Sms / Fool

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Admi Apne Rishte Ke Liye Tasveer

ek Admi Apne Rishte ke Liye Tasveer khichwa Raha Tha,
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peeche Gadha bhi tasveer main agaya,
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Admi ne tasveer k peeche likh dia..
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Hum aage wala hy...

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 13:04
Category: fool Tags: Tasweer Animals Admi Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Hospital Ka Amla Aadmi K Pich

Hospital ka amla Aadmi K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

· 2 Like · Apr 19, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes Tags: Hospital Admi Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Aadmi Lift Mai

Ek aadmi lift mai,
1 larki mahnga parfume lga k Enter hui or boli :
cobra perfume,
price 8000/=
2nd larki boli :
charli perfume,
price 12000/=
phir Achanak lift ruki or Badboo Aai, Dono larkiyon ne apni naak pakr li
or
Aadmi ko dekhne lagien,
Aadmi muskuraty hue bola : mooli ,
14 rupey kilo.

· 2 Like · Apr 10, 2013 at 14:04
Category: jokes Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
Islam / Ahadith

Ijunoon

Sirf Momin Aadmi Ki Sohbat Ikhtiyaar Kar

· 2 Like · Jan 15, 2013 at 11:01
Category: ahadith Tags: Admi Sohbat Aadmi
 
Sms / Ghazal

Shahbaz Ishaq

Mein Aadmi Hoon Aam Sa

Mein Aadmi hoon aam sa
Ek Qissa na-tamam sa.

Na lehja be-misal hai
Na baat mein kamal hai

Hoon dekhney mein aam sa
Udasion ki shaam sa,

jaisey k ek raaz hoon
Khud se be-niaz hoon

Na mehjabeeno se Rabt hai
Na Shuhraton ka zabt hai

Ranjha na qais hoon
Insha na Faiz hoon

Mei paiker-e-ikhlas hoon
Wafa, dua aur aas hoon
Mein shakhs khud-shnas hoon

TUM HI KARO KOI FAISLA !

Mei aadmi hoon AAM sa !!
Ya
Phir bohat hi "KHAAS" hoon !!!

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2012 at 17:01
Category: ghazal Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Wo Jo Table Pe Admi Betha Hai

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Pathan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Pathan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
Pathan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

· 1 Like · Sep 29, 2011 at 11:09
Category: funny Tags: Admi
 
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