Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
When I Was Young
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness
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Apr 13, 2012 at 14:04
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Dear God
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
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Apr 13, 2012 at 14:04
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Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Press Down
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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Apr 13, 2012 at 14:04
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Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Roses Are Red
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you?
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you?
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Apr 13, 2012 at 14:04
Category: rude-sms
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Shahbaz Ishaq
The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass & Flowers 2. If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn�t It Rain On You?
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
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Apr 13, 2012 at 14:04
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Make Love To Ur
Make love to ur galfriend on Valentine day.
She'll give u good news on Mothers day &
U'll have a child on children`s day.
Don't try this on everybody.
Coz U'll have bad news on Dec 1
She'll give u good news on Mothers day &
U'll have a child on children`s day.
Don't try this on everybody.
Coz U'll have bad news on Dec 1
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Sep 28, 2011 at 11:09
Category: rude-sms
Tags: Love
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
A Child Uses Its Thumb
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
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Sep 28, 2011 at 11:09
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
One Who Surrenders
One who surrenders when he is wrong is HONEST,
One who surrenders when he is not sure is WISE,
One who surrenders even when he is sure that he is right is HUSBAND'
One who surrenders when he is not sure is WISE,
One who surrenders even when he is sure that he is right is HUSBAND'
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Sep 28, 2011 at 11:09
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Kabhi Hosla Bhi
Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.
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Sep 28, 2011 at 11:09
Category: rude-sms
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