Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.

How Dogs & Women r alike?

Neither blieve dat silence is golden,
Neither cn balance a checkbook &
Both put 2 much value on kissing.

Ab teri yaad sy wehshat nahi hoti mjh ko
Zakhm Khulty Hain Aziyat Nahi Hoti mjh ko

Ab koi ayy chala jye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahi hoti mjh ko

Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hon, Magar Chaarcha Nahi Karta,

Jo Mujhsy Milny Aa Jye, Main Uska Dil Sy Khadim Hun,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..

If ever I was rude 2 u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
dan don't hesitate,

JUST SLAP urself

Mistake aap ki hi hogi

Thank you yaar
Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar,
pagalon ke maharaja,
bewaqufon k sardar,
noore chashme husne paglistan
sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!

Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ??

Nahi na

Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
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How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.

Usne kaha
Chand khobsurat hay
Ya Main?
Maine kaha
Ye to nhi janta
Mgar,
Jb Tmhe Dekhta hon to
Chand Bhol jata hon
Or
Jb chand pr parti hy Nazar to
Tum yad aaty ho.