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Amnah Khan

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Amnah Khan

We Live In A Strange World

We live in a strange world where the poor walk mile to get food,

and the rich walk miles to digest food

· 2 Like · Jan 02, 2018 at 16:01
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Amnah Khan

Laila Majanu

Ek bar laila aur majanu garden me jate hai.....usake baad pucho mat kya huwa.....Phir bhi mai batata hu....nahi abhi nahi phir kabhi bataunga.

· 2 Like · Nov 23, 2017 at 13:11
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Amnah Khan

Sleep With Me ....uff Taubah .. ! Lol ...............................................

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : ""Oh thank you, you saved my life, I-ll do ANYTHING for you..."" The man says : ""Okay then, sleep with me.""She says :""You PIG!! NEVER!!"" So he says ""FINE!"" and he drops her down.... So she-s falling and screaming...Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :""Oh thank you, you saved me, I-ll do anything that you
ask..."" The guy says : ""Fraulein, sleep with me."" She replies : ""Oh you nastypig!!! NEVER!"" So the man says : ""Fine!!!"" and he also drops her down again. She-s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she-s going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : ""Oh thank you, you saved my life, I-ll SLEEP with you!!"" The Muslim man replies : ""Astaqfirulla-h!"" and he drops her........

· 2 Like · Nov 22, 2017 at 16:11
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Amnah Khan

Aisi Deemak Jo Insaan Ko Andar Bahar Se Khatam Kar Deti Hai

hasad aisi deemak hi jo insaan ko andar bahar se khatam kar deti hai

· 3 Like · Nov 20, 2017 at 21:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Charsee

aik dafa do charsi quaid-e-azam ke mazar ke paas se ja rahey hote hai to un mein se aik bolta ha yaar mazar par police kyon hai dosra bolta ha takay quaid-e-azam bhaag na jaye

· 2 Like · Nov 14, 2017 at 13:11
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Yaaaad Kesey Kerey

do dost bat kerahie theay ek dost ney kahan key ek esy terkeeb batao jo log mujhey yaad kerey....to dousra bola key kerzaa ley lo log khubhi bhi tumey naih bholey ga..

· 2 Like · Nov 08, 2017 at 20:11
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Amnah Khan

Shakal Mere Bhai Se Milti Hai....

kisi larkay nay aik ajnabi larki sey poochha keh agar mein tumhen I Love U kanoon tum maan logi, Larki ney kaha haan. Aur agar mein kahoon I Miss u to, larki ne kaha Haan.. Lakey ne hairangi sey poochha wo kiyun....Larki ne kaha TUMHARI SHAKAL MERE BHAI SE MILTI HAI.......

· 1 Like · Aug 15, 2017 at 21:08
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Amnah Khan

Geography

the teacher asks the child ""have u done the geography h/w whats the excuse if u have-nt done it"" the kid answers""my dad said that the world is changing every day so i-m waiting it to settle down. ha ha ha

· 1 Like · Aug 11, 2017 at 21:08
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Aik Dost Aik Shagird Se Kehta Hai Jo...

aik dost aik shahgird se kehta hai ke main ne aik dafa apne aik poorane dost ko mara to woh rone laga main dar gaya main ne kaha yara chup hoga main police ko bula loon ga woh chup hogaya main ne kaha ke main itni der se chup kera raha tha too chup nahin horah tha aab hogaya hai han kiya masla hai tere saath bata na kehne laga ke main khood police hoon aur main ne tumhen dhoka diya tha main ne kaha ke main bhi tumhen aik baat batoun ke main ne yeh bola aur apni bottle main se pani us ke moon per uchal diya hahhah

· 1 Like · Jun 22, 2017 at 23:06
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Ustad Ney Shagird Say Poocha

ustad ney shagird say poocha acha batao din may taare kiyon nahi nazar aatey to 1 bachey nay masoomiat say kaha sir wo sooraj kay raastey may taang nahi arana chatey

· 1 Like · May 19, 2017 at 16:05
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