Tag: Funny

Girl: Ami ne mujhe Tumhare Sath bike Pe jate Dekh Liya . Boy: O Shit! Phir Kya hua? . Girl: Rikshe K Pese Wapis Le Liye . Hamari boht hi Sakht family hy Qasm Se

Mausam Ne li angrai Or ap ne nikaal li razai : Ice Cream se hui larai: Moong Phali hai ghar me aai: Cold Drink se Mounh Mor lia: Coffee se nata jor lia : Zara c thand kia pri ap ne to nahana hi chor dia...**WELCOM the first feel of winter***:

Un Sub ko Zaroor Send Karen Jin ka Aap Khayaal Rakhna Chahty Hain, Docters Ka Kehna Hai ke Machli (Faish) Khany Ke Bad Paani Na Piyen Kyo ke Wo Aap ke Pait me Terna Shuro kardegi or is se Aap Ko GUDGUDi wali Bimari £ag Jayegi HaHaHaHa Gor se prhny ka shukriya.

Friends 'BALLOONS' Ki Tarah Hote Hain. , """' , '. .' ', , ' .' ,,, .' (',')/" < _????_ 1 Dafa Hath Se ChooT Jayen To Wapis Nahi Aatay.. Is Liye Meine Socha Hai.. K Aap Ko Phusssssss Kar K Apni Jaib Mein Hi Rakh Loon..

Faqer: Pani mile ga? Bacha: Lassi ho jaye tho ? Faqer: Bohut acha, wo 3 Pyalay pi k bola: Gar mein Koi Lassi nahi pita Kya? Bacha: Pitay tho hai Par aaj Lassi mein Chipkali gir gai thi Faqer ne piyala zameen pe de mara Bacha: Ammi ! Faqeer ne Pyala tor dia Ammi: Offo Ab Munna poti kis mein kare ga.

Ye jawani he dewani dhk k! Beta bap se me urna chata hn dorna chata hn girna b chata hn pr kbi rukna nh chata! . Baap apna mobile dty hue ye le temple run khel!

A little boy snd sms to his girl frnd : Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb u. Can u send me ur photo? its really very urgent. Girl: But why dear, Boy: We r playing cards & I have lost my "QUEEN"

1 Aqal Mand Se Kuch Daer akely Baat Karna 1 Mahiny tak Kitaben (books) Parhne Se Behter Hai Lekin... Abi call maat karna...! Q K Mey Farigh nahi Houn.

1 larki DOCTOR ko phone par: Meri behan ko current laga hy, hum kya karen? : DOCTOR:Aap 2 nafil shukrany K ada karen K apki taraf Bijli hy,