Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

Press Down If U Think U R Mad

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

· 1 Like · May 02, 2011 at 12:05
Category: rude-sms
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

Have U Seen A Monkey

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

· 1 Like · May 02, 2011 at 12:05
Category: rude-sms
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

Scientific Question For U..

Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.

· 1 Like · May 02, 2011 at 12:05
Category: rude-sms
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

How Dogs & Women R Alike?

How Dogs & Women r alike?

Neither blieve dat silence is golden,
Neither cn balance a checkbook &
Both put 2 much value on kissing.

· 1 Like · May 02, 2011 at 11:05
Category: rude-sms Tags: Women
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

Ab Teri Yaad Sy Wehshat

Ab teri yaad sy wehshat nahi hoti mjh ko
Zakhm Khulty Hain Aziyat Nahi Hoti mjh ko

Ab koi ayy chala jye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahi hoti mjh ko

· 1 Like · May 02, 2011 at 11:05
Category: rude-sms Tags: Yaad
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr

Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hon, Magar Chaarcha Nahi Karta,

Jo Mujhsy Milny Aa Jye, Main Uska Dil Sy Khadim Hun,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..

· 1 Like · May 02, 2011 at 11:05
Category: rude-sms Tags: Apni
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

If Ever I Was Rude 2 U

If ever I was rude 2 u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
dan don't hesitate,

JUST SLAP urself

Mistake aap ki hi hogi

· 1 Like · May 02, 2011 at 11:05
Category: rude-sms
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

Tu Ullu Hai!

Thank you yaar
Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

Ba Adab Ba Mulaheza Hoshyar,

Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar,
pagalon ke maharaja,
bewaqufon k sardar,
noore chashme husne paglistan
sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

Bandar Kya Jaane Adrak Ka Swaad

Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ??

Nahi na

Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

A Child Uses Its Thumb 2 Chew,

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

How To Keep An Idiot Entertained

How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
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How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Shahbaz Ishaq

Boys Are Always Kaminey.

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
 
Sms / Rude Sms

Usne Kaha

Usne kaha
Chand khobsurat hay
Ya Main?
Maine kaha
Ye to nhi janta
Mgar,
Jb Tmhe Dekhta hon to
Chand Bhol jata hon
Or
Jb chand pr parti hy Nazar to
Tum yad aaty ho.

· 1 Like · Apr 12, 2011 at 07:04
Category: rude-sms
 
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